The Southern Dad

I used to think you were just having fun, but no I'm genuinely concerned for you, Jerry.

DildOgles might just be the dumbest person alive

Roughly 36 percent of the population has.

a boy wearing a blue shirt with the number 29 on it says " you white then you ben afflick " Alt: a boy wearing a blue shirt with the number 29 on it says " you white then you Ben Affleck " from that movie where McLovin and Paul Rudd do larping

You on this site, then you 38.

How is he staying awake to sign all these pardons?

If those kids could read, they'd be very upset right now.

What's 22 - 9?

I'm not asking for any particular reason.

In their defense, they're very stupid.

a cartoon character is standing on top of a green object with the words cyclops written on it . Alt: X-men intro gif

All of us can hear this gif which means we're all 38

CNN: Why this is bad for Biden

I think you're forgetting about the "no one will stop me" loophole

I'm sorry y'all, but no amount of trans people being involved is going to make me care about sports.

This wood be a chipper time for Patton Oswalt to chime in.

This is why Putin and Trump run around doing whatever they want.

Don't tell him you're going to do it. Just do it.

Get It!

You don't know a lot of Christians do you, God?

In all seriousness, this is a great ad. Whoever did this deserves more money.

In any other administration, I would give the benefit of the doubt until that "You only get one disability code"

That's just bad programming.

Y'all the boat murders are so bad, I forgot about Signalgate for a minute.

Rub it in, why don't you?

Anyone else see this coming but still somehow shocked at how stupid half the country is to elect these kinds of dildos?

What's Kash Patel going to do without drugs?

I guess Pete Kegsbreath could share some vodka.

But it is a threat... to Russia's imperialist agenda.

In his defense, he was probably drunk at the time.

Yeah, but these people are really stupid.

I think it would be 219-214

When MTG leaves in January, 218-214.

If the two Democratic seat vacancies are filled with Democrats/progressives, it would be 218-216.

Your math ain't mathing. It would trim the Republican majority, but not break it.

Ok hear me out. There is an episode where the little bunnies hop hop hop. In that bit, the bunnies go to sleep and the little guy thinks they are dead and screams his head off.

I draw the line at bunny murder.