Alyssa

He did not do that, this is a lie

Damn, really makes you think 😔🙏

Does sleeping in a king size bed feel like sleeping in the middle of a queen, because this is truly the dream every time

Perma wink makes him so cheeky and cute

Benji woke me up at 5am for Mother’s Day 😌🙏

Thinking about my Costco chicken bake from last night. Getting emotional

It’s finally nice enough to have the windows open for a bit and somebody out there is getting BLAZED

Hi I missed this and this info won’t help you again until season 3 lmao but 9pm!

If severance wasn’t on tonight I would’ve been in bed 3 hours ago

Pusheeeeeen

I think I officially have a problem and am itching for these final fantasy magic cards to come out

I would’ve had no problem going to work today and no reservations about tomorrow if Richmond actually plowed and salted the roads 🤷‍♀️ salt kept my walkway clear almost all day lol

Matt’s watching inception for the first time and he’s living life like it’s 2010 all over again and can’t stop talking about how cool it is

Not actually, but I’d totally split my brain to experience both as soon as possible

Tonight is gonna be one screen us nationals, one screen severance

Of course the day I’m driving 4.5 hours and am doing things all day is the day I wake up at 4am with a massive headache 💖

Maybe it won’t take out the entire city’s water this time lmao

Matt just quoted an epic rap battle line to me #divorce

Either washed it when the city’s trying to conserve water as that gets going again, or they have a garage which means they’re relatively well off, which I also don’t trust 😤😤

Massive distrust for anyone who has a clean car in Richmond right now

Snow day snow day snow day (I knew this last night too, but accidentally left my alarm on for this morning so now I’m wide awake but happy to chill out in bed lol)

(The game, not swishing mouthwash in your mouth. I’m sure that’s a good thing to do, too)

Mouthwashing was weirddddd I love it. Highly recommend

I just don’t want to wake up to the boys catching one again, but now if I wake up tonight I’ll be up all night listening for it 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Ren’s acting weird around our cabinets and some of the mouse traps we left down from the summer seem like they were set off 🙂🙂🙂🙂 can’t find any mouse poop and where they were getting in this summer is still looking good, sooooo yeah

Shoutout to the club remix of river flows in you playing in this kbbq place

I don’t trust anyone who likes movie 9, sorryyyyyyy

What if I get into an argument about the last Jedi being a good movie

Big truths here

If you can comfortably afford good toilet paper, WHAT are you doing stocking single ply. What are we doing here