what is this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer
18.02.2026 03:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@grimey.bsky.social
Bury me with my money.
what is this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer
18.02.2026 03:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Little Children (2006) dir. Todd Field
17.02.2026 23:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got lucky when I lived in West Palm, the Nationals and Astros were right up the road
17.02.2026 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm considering the same thing but Arizona instead
17.02.2026 19:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dow no longer over 50,000
Epstein case relevant again
17.02.2026 14:36 β π 191 π 19 π¬ 2 π 0shoutout to Hulu for showing an ad for Predator: Badlands while I am watching Predator: Badlands
17.02.2026 04:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I put on last weekβs episode of Raw because I wanted to see JeβVon Evans and Chad Gable in a tag team together and this is legit one of the dopest things Iβve ever seen
17.02.2026 02:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0feel bad that I missed out on ripping on George W. Bush all day
that dude was the dirty worst
after a weekend of college baseball, Iβm absolutely cackling at the thought of a college player using Val Venisβs entrance song as his at-bat music m.youtube.com/watch?v=yDgh...
16.02.2026 19:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he was not an Infinity War-time consigliere
16.02.2026 18:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tom Hagen will no longer return in Avengers: Doomsday π’
16.02.2026 18:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0also they mislabeled Alabama and Mississippi
16.02.2026 04:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I root for the individual athletes but the only place youβll catch me chanting USA! Is open mic night at The Hague
15.02.2026 20:22 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 0 π 030 years ago: weβre not doing the Pemchenko, itβs too dangerous!
today: everybody is doing the Death Spiral
I do like that the referee signal for fighting in Olympic hockey is putting your dukes up
15.02.2026 17:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, Dickie-boy. How's tricks?
15.02.2026 10:30 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0what is a Sacramento State
15.02.2026 02:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jordan Speith doing some rock climbing on a golf course
[cue the Cliffhanger yodeling from The Price is Right]
14.02.2026 23:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0excited to reactivate my Hinge tomorrow
14.02.2026 22:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
14.02.2026 20:01 β π 3003 π 383 π¬ 25 π 3may those of you who so desire have a Mike in your life
14.02.2026 18:41 β π 675 π 79 π¬ 6 π 0trying not to lose it at todayβs Ole Miss baseball game while the national anthem is being performed on harmonica
14.02.2026 17:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a tweet reading βroses are red skinny jeans are a tight fit Aaron Murray probably shoulda spikedβ liked by Aaron Murrayβs mother
happy valentines day
14.02.2026 17:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your Autopay payment of $325.47 has been scheduled for Mar 09, 2026. This overrides any prior Autopay payment notification for the current billing period.
when the post-ice storm water bill hits
14.02.2026 14:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0fun game, student section had to wait until the 8th inning to celebrate their first dinger but it happened
14.02.2026 01:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ole Miss has a white DH using βHow Do U Want Itβ as his at-bat music
13.02.2026 22:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ole Miss baseball stadium
little rooftop baseball this afternoon
13.02.2026 22:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0HYDR
13.02.2026 00:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0is that Terry Bowden
12.02.2026 21:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0itβs either a baseball player or the guy in my class who got eaten by a shark in Australia
12.02.2026 17:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0