Grimey

the Tulane defense has been suspect this entire fourth quarter

she’s all about that brace, about that brace, I get it

rest now, brother, we have the watch. see you in Valhalla

a 28 fl oz bottle of Suave 2-in-1 Ocean Charge shampoo

shoutout to this shampoo bottle, which finally kicked after possibly 9 years?

Drew Mestemaker needs a BLUE SKY HOLLLLIDAYYYY

please let Jon Sumrall bring these lucky breaks and horrible calls in his favor to Florida

take that touchdown away

if you don’t deserve the points, you might as well steal them all

go for it Tulane, ball don’t lie

meanwhile Tulane’s head coach looks handsome and competent, I wonder what’s in his future

North Texas’ football coach looks like he could get stuck in an urn

DOCTOR MAYO

why would BYU drop by losing to a team that they’ve already lost to

aw man, I ain’t seen Midge in a minute

new “booty had me like” just dropped

why would BYU drop by losing to a team that they’ve already lost to

ooh, make it more narrow for every penalty yard

“Kevin, you’re what the French would call, ‘les incompetents’”

good lord that’s cold

when I taught high school a bunch of my students said that it was their favorite movie

“yeah, get Vanderbilt in the playoff, that’ll put butts in the seats”

Commentary The Word ‘Spooktacular’ Used To Mean Something In This Country

this is still the first one that pops in my head

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

curious how those folks were able to lie undetected

sure why not

excited that we signed players, go gators

new Gators head football coach Jon Sumrall holding a telephone on National Signing Day

professional wrestler Sting holding a phone with a funny look on his face

just been listening to “Live Forever” repeatedly

also the line “I’m going to torture you for so long you’ll think it’s a career” makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it

has Pete Golding done a press conference yet

this is dumber than when American Movie Classics aired Darkman 3: Die Darkman Die