Jane, just call me Jane

When we said “Abolish ICE” we meant abolish the organization not melt the polar ice caps. Thank you and goth bless.

Doesn’t the Bible address something about false prophets and worship of false idols???

I don’t believe that is viewed too kindly

We are about to have the largest secret police force in world history and it will take orders from a rabid frothing white supremacist

Solar power charging…

Dictating the terms of surrender is not the same as brokering a peace treaty.

Weak men
who enjoy Elon Musk in the WH
dressed like a 90s coke dealer
are deeply upset at Zelensky's WH attire.

Ok, I guess we are going to have to ban dryers now

I washed/dried a new mattress pad and my dryer completed gender affirming care to the mattress pad by inclusion of the wool dryer balls in the corner

I must say, the mattress pad has bigger balls than Republicans

Seriously, what insurance company is going to approve “quarantine”?

It’s a fight to get actual required medical treatments cover

DEI has been replaced with DAF (Dumb As Fuck).

Better way to put this…71% disapproval rating

1/ OK, Democratic members of Congress in the US Senate. It’s time for some tough love.

I am aware your pollsters and consultants tell you things like “the American people want us to work together” and “ focus on prescription drug prices in the economy.”

oh my gosh if you haven't been to a library you have to go! Go now! People who work in libraries are nice. And the things to do! Classes, workshops, books upon books, to read for the first time, or love all over again.

And people of all ages who have time to chat.

Get thee to a library!

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Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "

You get the point.

FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.

Neighborhood Watch got brave …

This seems like real news, no?

This would be the easiest guy in the world to honeypot/blackmail/manipulate. Well, except maybe his would-be boss.

good evening to everyone who didn't need their mom to vouch for them for an interview, or who didn't have to be carried out of an event drunk.

Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄

This is HUGE!

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There are likely more children abused in every single individual church than there are transgender women playing sports in total. Guess which one folks want strictly regulated.

The real problem is that the rest of us also get what they voted for.

This was unexpected..

Ready for the holidays!

Musk accuses Trump whistleblower Vindman of ‘treason,’ says ‘he will pay’ Elon Musk on Wednesday suggested retired Army Lt. Col Alexander Vindman “committed treason” and “will pay” after the former Trump impeachment witness accused the tech billio…

I have covered both Musk and Alex a lot, and only one of them is a useful idiot for Putin and also a heinous person. The other is a patriot who did his job with distinction and is a very good man. Guess which is which: thehill.com/policy/techn...

Is it just me or does Department of Government Efficiency sound like Ministry of Silly walks? And just about as useful.

Happy Thanksgiving, Bluesky!

And, to parents of young kids, Happy Oh Shit Did I Move the Elf Season!

Happy Thanksgiving, Friends! Don't lose sight of what's important and be grateful always. Sending love to all of you!

I thought it might be worth introducing myself here as most people might not know me and what I do.

My name is Niall and I am on a mission to save street dogs around the world.

This is me with Tina. A very special dog. This is my story…. (1/8) 🧵

Oh nothing, just getting the good china ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow🦃