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half monkey. half jew.

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[exorcist voice] jojo sighting

01.11.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's just weird I would have expected craig james would be the one wearing protective plastic covering over his clothes

01.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JOJO SIGHTING!!!

01.11.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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idk what kind of b******* playlist this is

31.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we rioting yet?

31.01.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

cannot wait for the lady from 'the perfect neighbor' to become a cause celebre for the dumbest people on the planet

29.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this has Miami OC to SMU HC pipeline written all over it

29.10.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

awwwww shit... just realized Shannon Dawson and Corey Hetherman are both getting HC jobs

29.10.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh and rhett lashley!

29.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just realized how awesome this is for Miami that we are getting brent key and dabo out of the ACC

29.10.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me: omg any jerkoff can throw darts at a board and make money in the stock market rn this is *always* what it looks like right before a crash

also me: i am the smartest investor on the planet. bow before my greatness

27.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

call bill belichick ambrose burnside for the way that yankee played virginia to a draw that goes down in history as a loss

25.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

that was fantastic.

25.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looooooooool unc

25.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

just tuning in now. have the jesus freaks ever taken over gameday like this?

25.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FBI investigating Tom Thibodeau because, "There's no way all of the starters should have been playing 48 minutes. Something's off here."

23.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the ice caps have melted

global kleptocracies openly war over natural resources

once uninhabitable lands in canada are now major population centers

inter-miami signs a 91 yr old messi to a 1 yr extension in hopes of having him on roster for the long awaited opening of miami freedom park stadium

23.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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[comic book guy voice] worst. halloween. costume. ever.

23.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a little **too** on the nose really

21.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference ALT: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
20.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think we know how that pitt game is going to go

18.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is wearing a hat and scarf and says bingo ALT: a man is wearing a hat and scarf and says bingo
18.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

james franklin's schtick is beating up on teams he's supposed to beat up on and bring incapable of making critical in game decisions down the stretch .

bring him on board, Mario.

18.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love watching Duke/GT to scout who miami might have to play for the ACC championship, and knowing that the way miami played last night is not good enough to beat either of them

18.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate college football

18.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i love []__[], miami

17.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

non-zero chance ruben bain gets the rare triple-team blocking scheme at some point tonight

17.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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since we're getting out there again tomorrow, shout out to this dude with what is still my fav protest sign ever

17.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kirk Van House showing off his racecar bed: "Actual advice for (US) No Kings:

No names, no phones, black clothes you've never worn before, masks, gloves, good shoes, eye protection, water...

Utilise the military guys in your ranks. Give them radios that connect with people flying drones above the rally. Co-ordinate movements accordingly."

Homer Simpsom: I'm going to the protest with my family and we're going to make some signs and walk around with them and have a nice time

Kirk Van House showing off his racecar bed: "Actual advice for (US) No Kings: No names, no phones, black clothes you've never worn before, masks, gloves, good shoes, eye protection, water... Utilise the military guys in your ranks. Give them radios that connect with people flying drones above the rally. Co-ordinate movements accordingly." Homer Simpsom: I'm going to the protest with my family and we're going to make some signs and walk around with them and have a nice time

17.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

bonus points if its upside down

14.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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