“Hit that A.”
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“Tongue it aggressively.”
13.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Hold the D along its full length. “
11.11.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“You’re fingering accurately, just make sure to seal that hole.”
10.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Pay attention whether it’s a D or an A.”
30.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Make sure to hit the ritard.”
28.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Middle School band titles be like
27.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Use less pressure in your stroke.”
24.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Lemme see that D.”
23.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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