maffe

and it aint Paz who’s gonna leave

fuck‘s sake

fair

turns out I’m well enough to do chores

typical

I’m at that boring stage of being ill where im not sick enough anymore to just lay about but not better enough to actually do anything

just waiting really

another one’s down and ‘it doesn’t look good’

this is no fun

now they’re talking about how she would want us to enjoy the competition despite her horrific injuries and how she wouldn’t want this to be a sad day

they should all just snowplough down

@visionsofjojo.bsky.social Happy Happy Birthday lovely JoJo have the best day please x

put the Winter Olympics on for some joyful snowy inspiration and they’re helivaccing some poor skiier off the slopes with grim predictions about her future

yes

me: sleeps

my brain: Julius Caesar’s IV knockers

ermer ERMER enjoy le ride

yea was alright

Lily Allen fuck off challenge

I’ll watch Emma Stone in anything tbf

also Jesse Plemons

gonna watch bugonia

o hemorthoid no

walking up to the cigarette counter at asda, telling him not to bother all the big packs have twenty in them

I have abandoned myself to the soporific embrace of the flavoured crisp

It’s a right miserable day in the Garden Of England

solve for dead

🎶 honeys and lemons

lemons and honeys 🎶

Times Magazine cover preview, Peter Mandelaon at home in his Wiltshire kitchen, with dog. "I've had a lot of bad luck, no doubt some of it my own making."

Feel like I'm going mad.

effluent ☹️

I am very much in the fluenza

I am quite how you say er

fluey

I dreamt you weren’t allowed to leave the country if you couldn’t speak other languages well enough

me: sleeps

my brain: Julius Caesar’s IV knockers

COALIE