blinx II

Hans Moleman

*I* was saying Free Parking

A scene from "Aliens" (1986) showing the assembled Marines awaiting their orders. Ralph Wiggum, from the "I'm in danger" meme, is sitting in a red chair among the marines with a big smile on his face.

Today's Halllowmeme.

you gotta make things Happen

takes one to know one

SPAG BOL

The Happening I booked to go to is now not happening

I’m fucking freezing this is NOT ON

ah the old slumgullion

the stress of this collective consultation has driven me into the arms of pizza

TOP O THE MORNIN TO YOU JAOIMES

see also

erm that’s ill eg al

having a listen

it’s only just beginning

red wine / shit crisps

big domestic admin can’t go to bed until my pillowcases are dry

it’s the worst film ever made

☹️

Umwelt - Wikipedia

learned a new word today

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umwelt

I have weight loss plateaued and cannot move beyond 86kg no matter what I do

I fear my next complex carbohydrate may be on my Christmas dinner

Snarling ‘L’enfer, c’est les autres’ when the train manager asks to see your ticket.

Id have to say my dyslexia

It's weird how nobody ever talks about the fact that we all hear incredibly loud discordant high-tempo circus music in our heads at all times

The Distracted Boyfriend mem, but the distracted boyfriend is now the transformed Detective Sgt. Bung (Harry H. Corbett) after he's had a noggin of Dr. Jekyll's potion. The object of his attention is Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding) and his clearly furious girlfriend is now Emily Bung (Joan Sims).

Today's Hallowmeme.

got a schnitzel out of it so not all bad

waste of an outfit

been gym now I’m off to be sophisticated, urbane and not at all brutish on a first date

wish me luck

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