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people on this call pronouncing Montevideo as โ€˜montyviddyoโ€™.

10.02.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

estate AGENT the important missing word there.

09.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just had a text from the estate trying to flog The Albatross (Brighton BN2) telling me โ€˜Martha Stewartโ€™ is coming to view it.

09.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went โ€˜lolโ€™ so YES THIS TOTALLY TRACKS

09.02.2026 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™s Electric earworm wtf

08.02.2026 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tom Hiddleston for the Evan Davis biopic, obviously but I also confuse him with Graham Norton. This is like my Prince Charles/Bryan Ferry โ€œtheyโ€™re the same personโ€ blind spot. Canโ€™t explain it.

07.02.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[appreciation of the GREENGROCERSโ€™S APOSTROPHEโ€™S here]

07.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that picture just cleared my sinuses!

07.02.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And worse still.
I remember an English lesson where something like this was written on the board:
โ€œJohn where James had had had had had had had was the correct formโ€

07.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a painting of a figure on a red ground, the figure is posed like a dancing marionette made of various bits of flotsam. I dunno, I donโ€™t make the rules.

a painting of a figure on a red ground, the figure is posed like a dancing marionette made of various bits of flotsam. I dunno, I donโ€™t make the rules.

Nicola Bealing โ€˜Ship-wreckerโ€™ at Sid Motion, Bermondsey.
sidmotiongallery.co.uk/exhibition/p...

07.02.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, the coat is *done*, even at ยฃ95 it would be โ€œwill you take ยฃ30?โ€. The dress had a big snag up front and (to my eye) a mark from some careless ironing. Bonkers.

07.02.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a black dress on a coathanger with a price tage

a black dress on a coathanger with a price tage

a black coat on a coathanger with a price tage

a black coat on a coathanger with a price tage

being pointlessly outraged at โ€œuh ya bucuz utโ€™s vuntage?โ€ pricing in Peckham (PECKHAM!). Kenzo coat for ยฃ950, Galliano bodycon for ยฃ350, both are ratty. Gameโ€™s gone.

07.02.2026 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. (Millwall are away).

07.02.2026 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

headed to some art at a place in South Bermondsey, bonus is the bleakest railway station inside the Mothership (except maybe Feltham).

07.02.2026 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eventually I forced a โ€œwhat if Nancy & Lee covered Japanโ€™s European Son?โ€ (arr. Billy Strange), but that washed out as Wichita Lineman. None more Radio 2 : /
#dignitas

07.02.2026 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unconscious self*

Yeah, I got up again to correct it. These things can make the difference between sleep and another couple of hours spinning.

07.02.2026 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unimpressed with my subconcious selfโ€™s earworm selection: awoken to Donโ€™t Stop โ€˜til You Get Enough and I think weโ€™re going to have everyone in for a little chat, arenโ€™t we.

07.02.2026 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been out. It is overrated. And very expensive.

05.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

I used to have one of these! (God. Am I really going to have one of these again?). Currently learning left-handed mousingโ€ฆ

05.02.2026 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think Dignitas do walk-ups, but will enquire.

05.02.2026 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no, a stupidly long* cable but USB-A

(*I am used to Apple keyboards/mice)

05.02.2026 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying the switching-hands hack. I am terribly one-sided for various life reasons, but I /used/ to paint and draw with my left, so I am sure it can be done!

05.02.2026 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s actually an MS Intellimouse from the Dawn of Time - the grey plastic is now a lovely nicotineโ€™d beige.

05.02.2026 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™d think Iโ€™d have already looked at the other hand and said โ€œwaitaminute, what ifโ€ฆโ€

But NO.

- will give this a go, thank you : )

05.02.2026 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

switched to a wired mouse anyway. Marginal gains.

05.02.2026 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

severe neck and head pain on the side of my legendary backyard pool arm break of 20 years ago - this is also the side I use a wireless mouse and I am wondering if those extra grams (batteries) are the cause.

05.02.2026 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Day 3284: and canโ€™t get public Image by Public Image out of my head. Give it a spin. Sound of the Summer.

05.02.2026 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hah, well, a house I could live in happily.

For me, spelt is too โ€˜shortโ€™, so it doesnโ€™t work for pasta, because it has no elasticity. And it also tastes musty. Heavy seasoning, lots of parmesan, oh and PAN FRYING before serving seemed to put it straight.

04.02.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Classic Looney Tunes/Merry Melodies (All 1004 shorts at the same time) (4K)
YouTube video by Omni Verse Classic Looney Tunes/Merry Melodies (All 1004 shorts at the same time) (4K)

When I was very young, the immersion heater was in a cupboard in my bedroom and I absolutely loved laying in bed hearing the sound of a bath being run.
I have now discovered you get almost exactly the same weirdly relaxing cacophony by playing all 1004 Looney Tunes cartoons simultaneously.

03.02.2026 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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