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Okra.

Okay, it’s not pasta, but. dis-gus-starrrrn.

22.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

in a three (3!) (THREE) hour Zoom meeting, chewing the inside of my mouth off.

22.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@wildobliquities.bsky.social gives a bit ‘swae’ and I should probably follow them, but my present ‘away from’ state of mind prevents this UGH AUTUMN WINTER AMIRITE

22.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nope. Haven’t they been gone a lonnnng time? (dunno, maybe most of that ‘lonnnng’ was my own flounce eh whatever).

22.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah, that reply was very ‘befuddled gen x’er trying to make sense of everything’ I am having a long think about it all now.

21.10.2025 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I only ordered one?!?”

If they had prices written like this:

sausage roll 5.2
tea 2.3

and any moustachio’d hispter/fixed gear bike within 100 meters, you’re legally allowed to burn the place down.

21.10.2025 11:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The perfect opportunity to Full Grocer that ‘Limits’ missed too. *twitches uncontrollably*

20.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

those Ring terms-of-service are getting ridiculous

20.10.2025 09:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

‘rugby-inspired pieces’ bleh

20.10.2025 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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oh, the fragility

20.10.2025 08:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Jira outage, but ‘active incidents’ against all Atlassian products (except the status page, which is Operational several crylaugh emoji)

20.10.2025 08:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

for ’bits that slap’ you listen to the Richter recompose of Vivaldi‘s 4. It’s pre-chewed for adverts…

20.10.2025 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s certainly going to kill the buzz of taking a ladder out-and-about.

20.10.2025 06:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

been moving home all weekend and now the last leg is to simply* catch a railway train from Brighton to London.

*Sunday.
*Evening.
*Southern Rail.

19.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lots of “got the 6am Lumo from Newcastle“ lads on this train. More nerdy than shouty but still - currently learning which league two Belgian teams have grounds with only three sides : /

18.10.2025 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been in transit for a decade. Do not recommend.

17.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
candlelit view of a bath mixer tap, a glass of beer, some pink shampoo(?) bottles, not my circus, not my monkeys…

candlelit view of a bath mixer tap, a glass of beer, some pink shampoo(?) bottles, not my circus, not my monkeys…

triumphant hot bath with a Heaps Quiet XPA* in what we must call “The New Place” (BN2 to N19 over the next 48 hrs).

*Aussie < 0.5%

17.10.2025 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WIGGLE IT: JUST A LITTLE BIT

17.10.2025 06:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

9. I like to move it move it

17.10.2025 06:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bit of football chat there. #music

17.10.2025 06:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my most played in the last 30 years:
The Gentle People Aphex Twin remix from 1995.
a mashup of Timbaland and The Bee Gees (Give it to Bee Gee, it’s fucking amazing).
a Joris Vorn remix of a middling Goldfrapp track (prompting “oh he’s done his remix again”).

17.10.2025 06:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like film scores, incidental music, Munich disco remixes, and absolutely nothing at the centre of it all.

17.10.2025 06:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Blah eight music genres:

1. The Gentle People
2. ~ marinade of youtube 4hr slowed down Richter loops
3. first five albums Van Halen \m/
4. Billy Strange
5. Henry Mancini
6. ~ posset of various artists + static when tuning longwave
7. David Sylvian
8. ~ nutribullet blend of early 20C composers

17.10.2025 06:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

forgot my post-swim face cream, so working the ‘street drinker’ look.

16.10.2025 06:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Timed entry, no jeans, everything one million pounds.

15.10.2025 09:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes. Tempting to print it out and leave as a ‘goodbye cruel world‘ note.

15.10.2025 08:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
The Great Software Quality Collapse: How We Normalized Catastrophe The Apple Calculator leaked 32GB of RAM.

Very much this:
techtrenches.substack.com/p/the-great-...

15.10.2025 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

⬆️ found a stash of 30mg dihydrocodeine
⬇️ inexplicable Kid Carpet earworm

14.10.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A small boy in a skate/surf emporium is spinning the wheels
of a longboard.

A small boy in a skate/surf emporium is spinning the wheels of a longboard.

Rei (2.1) checking out boards. I love his low, hand-planty, style here. It’s well Dogtown.

13.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
pic of Justin Long as l33t h4x0r Matt Farrell in Die Hard 4, captioned “Jesus Christ, It’s a fire sale”.

pic of Justin Long as l33t h4x0r Matt Farrell in Die Hard 4, captioned “Jesus Christ, It’s a fire sale”.

13.10.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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