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Am going to be at the Royal Free, 1.30pm if anyone needs their lunch money nicking. Bring your own backless gown.

Not enough low-jeopardy rollercoaster threads in this place. Wholesome. Would read again.

okeh: eyemask/earplugs = zoink

kidding myself this is a medicinal doomscroll (awoken by rain and the late middle-age ‘gestures at everything’ panic).

I mean. That must have taken me ages to peel off the bottom of my shoe (no recollection).

bad collage made worse by bad WHSmith dry transfer lettering

just been sent this image of a mixtape cover (c. 1985) by me, that has some after market typography (‘lament’) by the sender and I am FURIOUS.

le sigh

a video screen of with a MATRIX of green letters, some are falling from the top to the bottom.

I’M IN.

cheapo Speedo goggles that claim to be designed to leave no marks have left me with deep welts underneath my eyes. Quite a lot of “huh, well you should have seen the other guy” going on here, currently.

mid-rise white stucco block of 1930s flats.

this route does the top of the Heath then side-to-side (Ellerdale, Lyndhurst, &c) back down. Isokon flats looking magnificent…

a bicycle parked in a town square, trees and flowers in bloom.

singlespeed’d up to Pond Square and now the knees are crumbled bone and tissue. #48x16

pfffff’kay. *folds*

yeah ADAPTOGENIC COFFEE I WILL FIGHT YOU ALSO NOOTROPIC SHUTUP WORDS MEAN WHAT I SAY tHeY d0?

CORRECTION: Sorry, read ‘High St’ as ‘Church St’. Carry on. You’re good.

American Civil War re-enacters, ironic porno ‘taches, 1950s Japanese train driver wannabes, surrendered housewives &c &c. Are you sure this is The Horny?

#sexyrobotolympics

I wrote this thing. I know what drudgery there will be in summarising it in a useful way.

a-contacccct-ah.

trying to get AI to summarise a long technical document and it’s just sitting there lawn chair + long drink avoiding eye contacct but making unhelpful suggestions for how *I* can improve this thing. “be more concise/do it better, or you know ~don’t~ I really DGAF?”

five string fretless whatever fuckit sort it out yourselves

‘sublime calculations’ is an unforgivably Jazz Fusion title tho.

(Herb Thins on bass, Hertz van Rental on vibes &c &c)

sublime calculations - YouTube

that Sansara/Fretwork gig was amazing, but the BOOM of traffic and Trafalgar Square life bleeds into SMIF something awful.

Anyway. They have a new record to flog:

m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Yeah. I AM IN THE ZONE.

“can lead to health problems like high blood pressure and irregular heart rhythms, particularly for those over 40”

(having a cautious cup of licorice tea)

Waitaminute, why would anyone not be supposed to e~*Googles*

SANSARA: Arvo Pärt at Passiontide - St Martin-in-the-Fields Global audiences have loved every note of Pärt’s profoundly communicative music; SANSARA choir’s Passiontide concert marks his 90th birthday year with a sequence of his best-loved masterpieces, includ...

off to St Martin-in-the-Fields for some \m/ #wyldstallyns

www.stmartin-in-the-fields.org/calendar/san...

So, are they Dire Wolves or not, it’s not clear to m~*runs*

yaaar: not worth it but when you’re in it, the reality distortion is off-the-scale insane.

fistbump for the ‘fix’ thing, yeeeeeah.

closeup of a blue Citroen car wing mirror showing the ‘Picasso’ signature branding.

A product shot of the Paloma Picasso Eau de Toilette ‘Minotaure’. A black box with red writing, a frosted glass bottle containing some pale yellow liquid that is not tramp’s piss.

Not at all!

*(well, if the car’s a diesel, then maybe)

just noticed in the stack of email, I was forwarded “where to buy a water rower” by my beloved, which my brain can only see as “put down the cream bun, trunkie”.