Stupid Lisa Garbage Face

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So glad you're on my side of the border!

I think I get it. Frankenstein movies are always meant to be bad

Nobody warned me how much babies kick your ass. My baby kicks my ass every day. He has a monster grip and he will fuck you up

I wish I was a bee beard man so I could sick my bees on people who do this

I think I might be getting tired of horrific bodycam videos of cops discovering bodies in people's cars. Might watch a few more and give it a break

My friend posted about how someone left a really kind comment about their work and some rando decided to call it fake. You know rudeness? 😅

I mean the xenomorph looked really good but he appears so often and in bright lighting he might as well be holding his groceries and walking around

Alien Earth succeeds at having the xenomorph look like a guy in a suit more than any other Alien movie, and that's the most it succeeds at

a man in a blue suit is kneeling down next to a dog in front of a brown car . ALT: a man in a blue suit is kneeling down next to a dog in front of a brown car .

What I think of Uber's coupon codes only valid for convenience stores

What a good son!

I've been training my IG algorithm to keep feeding me Stephen Hawking AI vids and no regrets. My favourite one is him ruining fresh concrete on a family's driveway and he says "it's a free country I can do what I want"

All my favourite accounts are still on twitter 😮‍💨

I'm so damn tired of the downtempo remix of an old hit song in a movie trailer, MAKE IT STOP

I take back only some of my statements against AI technology after seeing an AI video of Stephen Hawking tearing up a half pipe in his wheelchair

Something's wrong with you if you like crinkle cut fries. Soggy ass bitches

Eating an ice cream cone like a tasmanian devil to make my son laugh

Wow that's crazy

Spent labour day taking care of my little dude being sick for the first time. Despite coughing, sneezing, and crying, he still gave me some smiles. He's such a lil champion ♥️

I hoped reading r/qanoncasualties would provide me some insight but I'm just as lost. I wish you could hire a psychiatrist like a hitman and put a hit out on a loved one, shoot them with a blow dart with antipsychotics. I have no other ideas.

The end boss of this is the lady at your office job who wants you to draw her dumb kids

People who say they don't like cheesecake, well I just feel sorry for them

Me and meatbun son are going swimming today ❤️

I won the baby lottery with my lil guy, he's so chill and easygoing, just wants to snuggle and eat and fart and nap on my chest. He's sleeping 5 hours every night and goes back to sleep after a feed and diaper change. We listened to Metallica this morning while I cleaned up. I love Mr Goober ❤️

I wish I could go back to last week when my life felt perfect. I wish I could take a break from this grief of the living I'm experiencing right now. My heart hurts.

I'm so used to saying "your feelings are valid" but realized today some people's feelings are so stupid and wrong that no, not everyone's feelings are valid

WE LOVE YOU TOO ❤️❤️❤️

Something no one warned me about, when you're out with baby he will choose that time to fart at full dude volume so people don't really believe you when you blame him

a man is laying on top of a woman in a field of tall grass . ALT: a man is laying on top of a woman in a field of tall grass .

RIP Val Kilmer. Gonna watch Top Secret tonight

My due date is 8 days away but I feel like I could pop tomorrow. I've had contractions and back pain every day and today it was contractions sporadically throughout the whole day. I feel weirder than ever. I feel like I'm gonna burst, I want to go do this already!