Scott Dolan

“When that badger smells that pot roast, he’s going to tear on out of there.”

Even less so than the boarding pass across the face!

Airport quiz:

What’s your guess:
Do Jamaican ladies like it when a Dominican lady shoves their bag out of the way with a foot.
__Yes
__ No
?

Lovecraft, The Terrible Old Man summary: A Polack, Jew and a Wop try to take advantage of the kindness of New Englanders, but fail to do so. Spiritual moments, horror, dismemberment.

Prince on Minneapolis: “it’s so cold it keeps the bad people out.”

I love to inject crack. Just as a Marxist.

What the fudge

Tetra Min. How they go that in there I do not want to know.

If you want details: movie theater butter flavor, there’s clearly bran in there. Palm oil. Dog food. Crayons. Just an embarrassing effort.

you can’t really call this anything other than cowardice

Holy shit are these not a replacement for cheez-its

I have definitely made that calculation, and ended up on the same decision.

Somehow it seems to me that it’s not our fault. It’s the children who are wrong.

Just funnin’ ya. (Going to Bushwick (2.7 miles away) is usually a prohibitively major undertaking for me.)

So it was… in a Milwaukee suburb??

Ha ha, Heavy D !

Ha ha remember when la la palooza had Orb, Orbit and Orbital all playing at the same time? You should have been there. (Given your tastes.)

Maybe the universe is trying to tell you something

When I’m at work I’m real dumb. I can’t think of a thing to listen to.

*montage begins*

That s my exact style!

Just walked by a CrossFit gym. Whatever is going on in there looks most unwholesome and rather undignified.

Australian right winger just asking quistions.

Marco Rubio is whatever one step below Psychopath is. Maybe two steps. A psychopath without all the dignity and charm.

*Judge Kegler voice*

I’m just calling Bowls and Stikes.

Reading Franny and Zooey. Thought I had read it back in my college days, but I think what I actually did was *look at the cover for a while.*

This place has very good bbq, btw. I guess pickles just aren’t on their radar at this point.

It wasn’t on the menu, but I asked a the barbecue place if I could have some pickles with my order. “A side of pickles? Sure, we can do that.” I was picturing a little white tub with 10 pickle chips in it. What I got was about 6 large spears in the container that a whole meal would normally come in.

Like that Pasolini movie, but with way more strawberries

FRIUT SALD