Norumbega Jay

the bathrooms in the white house after I become president

a cartoon crocodile is swimming in the water Alt: a cartoon crocodile is swimming in the water

So the White House had this goofy office that wasn’t even round so I covered it in red velour and now it is super cool like if a crocodile could have a sex room

they know they're supposed to be blaming the Democrats for the shutdown making people's lives worse, but they're so passionate about the concept of making people's lives worse that they can't stop themselves from talking about how they think people's lives should be worse

I'm scared to read this because I'm afraid it'll make me very, very angry

Wait, does this mean we're not?

Shit

"actually, a 1/3 of a pound is more"
People, unable to handle the embarrassment: ARE YOU CALLING ME DUMB? FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SUPERIOR CHEESE CURDS

And that's the actual problem

Ding dang, I was really hoping this was going to be Spinofaarus (lol), BUT THIS IS ALMOST AS COOL

Yeah. I'm officially overwhelmed today

Voted earlier this week

Considering how the whole deal is impossible to talk about online in good faith; YES there are other candidates besides Platner and Mills. In this age of Citizens United, there's never been a better time for a candidate to gain some momentum on their own merits. Just gotta, like, do it. #MEPolitics

Look, I'm glad the console wars are "over", but can we work on, like, not having $500 consoles? I can't drop that sort of cash to play video games, damnit.

I heard Mamdani has this messed up routine where he pretends to remove the nose - OF A CHILD - but it’s actually his thumb the whole time????

Again, not the most important here, but I'm begging for a journalist to figure out how/why NPS put up a Confederate statue DURING A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. How is this "essential" when food stamps are not?

there has never been a presidency that has spent more time on LGBTQ issues as this Trump administration. they are wholly obsessed with queer people. the time/effort on LGBTQ issues is coming 97% from the right.

i'm so fucking tired of the gaslighting on this. why does everyone have this backwards?

Is it, finally, Spinofaarus time? Are the stars right?

one of the reasons voters believe the caricatures of the democratic party pushed by republicans is because the democratic party itself believes in the caricatures of the democratic party pushed by republicans

Me feeling sad because October is going by too fast [Tim Curry as Pennywise, sitting in a chair looking pensive, probably during a break from shooting]

It's flying by, like a bat in the sky 🦇

Average Voter: I am hearing a lot about trans people. What about everything else?
Republicans: TRANS PEOPLE
Dems, Apparently: We should stop talking about trans people.

I hate modern politics

Repu: “We don’t think Trans people should exist”
Democrats: “I disagree”
Republicans: “See! There they go again! On and on about Trans people. They care more about /them/ instead of you.
Dems: Wait, you’re being ridic-
Republicans: see they can’t stop talking about trans people

Early voted today. Felt good. #MEPolitics

there's also a conversation to be had about how "popular" and "unpopular" are largely communications problems.

Sort of wild stating “vibes” and perception as the problem and then shifting policy to address that instead of messaging. But okay.

The color blue is exceedingly rare in nature. Most of what we see is our eyes making lying to us because we can't handle the truth.

Also that Sharks are older than the rings of saturn.

I'm so lonely.

I am literally begging the general public to remember this for midterms.

Not that anyone should listen to little ol me. But don't like the Administration gaslight you. It they say they will "address" the ACA jazz "before the end of the year", but refuse to discuss it now to end the Shutdown, then they have no intention of addressing it or ending the shut down.

Juggling to find a part time job and find a way to to increase my activity so I might lose weight over the winter, BUT NOT spending money on a gym membership.

And also making sure I’m allowing time for me to not be stressed out.

Difficult problem

Drawing in mainly black ink, primarily in silhouette, of a hen standing on a pumpkin on the vine, bending her head quizzically down towards it. The pumpkin bears a grinning expression like that if a carved jack-o-lantern. The hen's comb and wattle are the only touch of red gouache.

Henny Halloween. 🐔🎃

Ink and gouache on Fabriano Medioevalis, approximately 95 × 64 mm.

No one asked, but I think Bok Choy is my favorite vegetable

Um, what?