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An image of a black cat with front paws outstretched, head flattened and mouth open in anger. The meme caption says “BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS!!”

An image of a black cat with front paws outstretched, head flattened and mouth open in anger. The meme caption says “BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS!!”

Good morning, skeeters. Never refuse a feline’s invitation to tea. Happy Caturday!

21.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
An image of a black cat with front paws outstretched, head flattened and mouth open in anger. The meme caption says “BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS!!”

An image of a black cat with front paws outstretched, head flattened and mouth open in anger. The meme caption says “BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS!!”

Good morning, skeeters. Never refuse a feline’s invitation to tea. Happy Caturday!

21.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
On a black background in white text the meme says “and I use this crystal for protection
*shows you the brick in my purse*”

On a black background in white text the meme says “and I use this crystal for protection *shows you the brick in my purse*”

Good morning, skeeters and Happy Friyay! I call all witches to bring out their most special crystal.

20.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

That’s the spirit!

20.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
On a black background in white text the meme says “and I use this crystal for protection
*shows you the brick in my purse*”

On a black background in white text the meme says “and I use this crystal for protection *shows you the brick in my purse*”

Good morning, skeeters and Happy Friyay! I call all witches to bring out their most special crystal.

20.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

The world needs all types!

19.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
On a white background flecked with gray, the meme says “Alexa, skip to summer.”

On a white background flecked with gray, the meme says “Alexa, skip to summer.”

Good morning, skeeters! I am done being cold.

18.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
Lady Gaga in black hair with bangs and a black leather jacket with big shoulders, making her look quite a lot like a Romulan from Star Trek

Lady Gaga in black hair with bangs and a black leather jacket with big shoulders, making her look quite a lot like a Romulan from Star Trek

When the Grammy’s start at 9 but you have to destroy several outposts close to the neutral zone at 8

18.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
On a white background flecked with gray, the meme says “Alexa, skip to summer.”

On a white background flecked with gray, the meme says “Alexa, skip to summer.”

Good morning, skeeters! I am done being cold.

18.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
A Barbie with darker hair wearing a green tank top is making a disgusted face while sitting at a table littered with different things. There is a bright pink something on the right side and a clear glass next to it. Miscellaneous people at other tables are in the background. The meme caption says “me when men”

A Barbie with darker hair wearing a green tank top is making a disgusted face while sitting at a table littered with different things. There is a bright pink something on the right side and a clear glass next to it. Miscellaneous people at other tables are in the background. The meme caption says “me when men”

Goodnight, skeeters.

18.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
A Barbie with darker hair wearing a green tank top is making a disgusted face while sitting at a table littered with different things. There is a bright pink something on the right side and a clear glass next to it. Miscellaneous people at other tables are in the background. The meme caption says “me when men”

A Barbie with darker hair wearing a green tank top is making a disgusted face while sitting at a table littered with different things. There is a bright pink something on the right side and a clear glass next to it. Miscellaneous people at other tables are in the background. The meme caption says “me when men”

Goodnight, skeeters.

18.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
A photo of a peeled banana with chocolate on its top that looks like side-parted fancy brown hair. Two eyes and a mouth have been edited onto it. The meme caption says “I need to speak to the bananager.”

A photo of a peeled banana with chocolate on its top that looks like side-parted fancy brown hair. Two eyes and a mouth have been edited onto it. The meme caption says “I need to speak to the bananager.”

Good morning, skeeters. I am sleepy and yet I’m told I still have to work at the Sundae Shoppe.

17.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 15    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
A photo of a peeled banana with chocolate on its top that looks like side-parted fancy brown hair. Two eyes and a mouth have been edited onto it. The meme caption says “I need to speak to the bananager.”

A photo of a peeled banana with chocolate on its top that looks like side-parted fancy brown hair. Two eyes and a mouth have been edited onto it. The meme caption says “I need to speak to the bananager.”

Good morning, skeeters. I am sleepy and yet I’m told I still have to work at the Sundae Shoppe.

17.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 15    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
A four panel meme Game of Thrones inspired:
Top left - Oberyn Martell, played by Pedro Pascal, is saying “Girls are hot.”
Top right - Oberyn Martell is saying “Guys are hot.”
Bottom left - Oberyn Martell is saying “And non-binary people are hot! Why is everyone so hot?” We can see a little of the back of Tyrion Lannister’s head.
Bottom right - Tyrion is answering “Global warming.”

A four panel meme Game of Thrones inspired: Top left - Oberyn Martell, played by Pedro Pascal, is saying “Girls are hot.” Top right - Oberyn Martell is saying “Guys are hot.” Bottom left - Oberyn Martell is saying “And non-binary people are hot! Why is everyone so hot?” We can see a little of the back of Tyrion Lannister’s head. Bottom right - Tyrion is answering “Global warming.”

Goodnight, skeeters!

17.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
A four panel meme Game of Thrones inspired:
Top left - Oberyn Martell, played by Pedro Pascal, is saying “Girls are hot.”
Top right - Oberyn Martell is saying “Guys are hot.”
Bottom left - Oberyn Martell is saying “And non-binary people are hot! Why is everyone so hot?” We can see a little of the back of Tyrion Lannister’s head.
Bottom right - Tyrion is answering “Global warming.”

A four panel meme Game of Thrones inspired: Top left - Oberyn Martell, played by Pedro Pascal, is saying “Girls are hot.” Top right - Oberyn Martell is saying “Guys are hot.” Bottom left - Oberyn Martell is saying “And non-binary people are hot! Why is everyone so hot?” We can see a little of the back of Tyrion Lannister’s head. Bottom right - Tyrion is answering “Global warming.”

Goodnight, skeeters!

17.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
A meme that says “Jesus watching the worst people on the planet claim to be his followers.” The image is perhaps a painting of a person who looks like Jesus, though the skin color is too white. He wears a brown tunic with a dark green robe over it. He is hunched over and holds a lot cigarette in his right fingers. He looks haggard and haunted. The background is a short wall with a sunset sky behind, as if he’s standing on a balcony.

A meme that says “Jesus watching the worst people on the planet claim to be his followers.” The image is perhaps a painting of a person who looks like Jesus, though the skin color is too white. He wears a brown tunic with a dark green robe over it. He is hunched over and holds a lot cigarette in his right fingers. He looks haggard and haunted. The background is a short wall with a sunset sky behind, as if he’s standing on a balcony.

Good morning, skeeters. Sundays are for religious memes. Fuck ICE.

15.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 17    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
A meme that says “Jesus watching the worst people on the planet claim to be his followers.” The image is perhaps a painting of a person who looks like Jesus, though the skin color is too white. He wears a brown tunic with a dark green robe over it. He is hunched over and holds a lot cigarette in his right fingers. He looks haggard and haunted. The background is a short wall with a sunset sky behind, as if he’s standing on a balcony.

A meme that says “Jesus watching the worst people on the planet claim to be his followers.” The image is perhaps a painting of a person who looks like Jesus, though the skin color is too white. He wears a brown tunic with a dark green robe over it. He is hunched over and holds a lot cigarette in his right fingers. He looks haggard and haunted. The background is a short wall with a sunset sky behind, as if he’s standing on a balcony.

Good morning, skeeters. Sundays are for religious memes. Fuck ICE.

15.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 17    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Why do I have to wake up? I just did that yesterday.

15.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 52    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
6‘ Jesse MclLaren @ @McJesse Are racist people like "ugh, my open minded uncle is going to be at Thanksgiving this year."

6‘ Jesse MclLaren @ @McJesse Are racist people like "ugh, my open minded uncle is going to be at Thanksgiving this year."

#meme #memes

15.02.2026 11:00 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
An image of a title, a list, and an image of a brown bear sitting down. The title says "why women are choosing the bear". The text says "I don't have to see the bear at a family reunion", "The bear won't pretend to be my friend first", "I know the bear's intentions", "If a bear attacks me, people will believe me", "If I act dead, the bear will leave me alone", "The bear because it lives there, the man probably followed me", "The worst a bear can do is kill me", "If a bear attacks me. No one will ask me what I was wearing", "The bear sees me as a human being", "The bear doesn't get enjoyment out of it", "No one will say I liked the bear attack", "A bear wouldn't film it and send it to all his friends"

An image of a title, a list, and an image of a brown bear sitting down. The title says "why women are choosing the bear". The text says "I don't have to see the bear at a family reunion", "The bear won't pretend to be my friend first", "I know the bear's intentions", "If a bear attacks me, people will believe me", "If I act dead, the bear will leave me alone", "The bear because it lives there, the man probably followed me", "The worst a bear can do is kill me", "If a bear attacks me. No one will ask me what I was wearing", "The bear sees me as a human being", "The bear doesn't get enjoyment out of it", "No one will say I liked the bear attack", "A bear wouldn't film it and send it to all his friends"

If you were surprised by the bear shit, take a long hard look at yourself and your beliefs. You were not only wrong, but wrong on so many fundamental levels your entire worldview must be left behind to even co-exist with us

#meme #anarchism #anarchyMeme

15.02.2026 11:10 — 👍 17    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
A cardboard box houses four pink dessert bars on popsicle sticks laying in cupcake skirts on top of pink and white crinkle paper. “Happy Valentines Day” has been written across all four so one of them, separated from the group says “PP TINY.” A crying cartoon dude with short brown hair and a green shirt holds up the PP TINY treat.

A cardboard box houses four pink dessert bars on popsicle sticks laying in cupcake skirts on top of pink and white crinkle paper. “Happy Valentines Day” has been written across all four so one of them, separated from the group says “PP TINY.” A crying cartoon dude with short brown hair and a green shirt holds up the PP TINY treat.

HVAD
ALENA
PP TINY
YES

15.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

In a timeline where Yar lived through TNG, I can totally see this pairing taking place. They’d be a great couple

15.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

the homeland is no longer secure. post rare worfs.

14.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 2
A picture of a HO HO HO pillow turned upside down so it reads OH OH OH

The meme reads “When your Christmas pillows can double up as Valentines decor”

A picture of a HO HO HO pillow turned upside down so it reads OH OH OH The meme reads “When your Christmas pillows can double up as Valentines decor”

😁😁

14.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
On the left: He contort
On the right: Image of an Orange cat stretching on its back in a gray side chair, folding over the edge to touch the ground.

On the left: He retort.
On the right: A white and brown cat screams.

On the left: But most importantly he support.
On the right: A chonky white and brown spotted cat is walking while holding a small pride flag in its mouth.

On the left: He contort On the right: Image of an Orange cat stretching on its back in a gray side chair, folding over the edge to touch the ground. On the left: He retort. On the right: A white and brown cat screams. On the left: But most importantly he support. On the right: A chonky white and brown spotted cat is walking while holding a small pride flag in its mouth.

Good morning, skeeters! Happy Caturday and Happy Love Day. We need more of both.

14.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
just my daily, homemade "Is he dead yet?" meme, this time featuring 2 different species of extraterrestrials waving at each other from separate crenulated walls

just my daily, homemade "Is he dead yet?" meme, this time featuring 2 different species of extraterrestrials waving at each other from separate crenulated walls

#IHDY
#ReleaseALLTheEpsteinFiles
#ImpeachTheFelonNow

14.02.2026 11:50 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
On the left: He contort
On the right: Image of an Orange cat stretching on its back in a gray side chair, folding over the edge to touch the ground.

On the left: He retort.
On the right: A white and brown cat screams.

On the left: But most importantly he support.
On the right: A chonky white and brown spotted cat is walking while holding a small pride flag in its mouth.

On the left: He contort On the right: Image of an Orange cat stretching on its back in a gray side chair, folding over the edge to touch the ground. On the left: He retort. On the right: A white and brown cat screams. On the left: But most importantly he support. On the right: A chonky white and brown spotted cat is walking while holding a small pride flag in its mouth.

Good morning, skeeters! Happy Caturday and Happy Love Day. We need more of both.

14.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
A left hand holds a book out inc room of a library shelf full of books. The book has a white cover with a blue line outline of a human back, bottom, and left leg. The book’s title is “Cooking in the Nude for Golf Lovers”

A left hand holds a book out inc room of a library shelf full of books. The book has a white cover with a blue line outline of a human back, bottom, and left leg. The book’s title is “Cooking in the Nude for Golf Lovers”

Good morning, skeeters. I know some of you are last-minute shopping for…extremely specific Valentine’s Day gifts.

13.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

“One of those thumb cats” brought me joy 😆

13.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like to imagine it’s a series including but not limited to “For cat lovers”, “For succulent lovers”, and “For Magic the Gathering lovers.”

13.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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