Bryan “Fabian” Reese

two men are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .

Damn it! Missing the games since I moved over here. Miss you too, bro

Tanking a paycheck in favor of chasing tail like you’re at a dog park? Priceless for the privileged 🧐

Fritz is the man and we FINALLY have a QB!!!

Thoughts and prayers for Charlie- lmaooo, I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t do it lol

The trick to any long marriage is consistency. For example, I have forgotten 18 consecutive anniversaries lmaooo 💪

Big downside of Bluesky is UH volleyball isn’t on here to remind me of games. No pornbots on here, so that’s an upside.

Dean Cain isn’t joining ICE to prove a point. He’s joining because he’s a racist failed actor and needs the money.

Republicans are literally the most useless people on the planet bar none.

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(Sarcastic voice) Oh no, hulk hogan died!

This fool really thought he did something. Just because you slap a cosplay cowboy hat on and stand in front of a smoker don’t mean you’re ass can smoke brisket 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine getting caught cheating at a Cold Play concert. Now everyone knows you listen to cold play lol

So apparently, Trump kept Chelsea‘s trophy after the award ceremony. Holy fucking shit. Great voting, guys!

Republicans are gonna fuck around and start a civil war.

This is why they’re irrelevant in the power structure. Just corporate Dems smh

Eating big and lifting heavy is great for bulking, but no one warns you about the five massive dumps you’ll take every morning lol

Hell gained another fallen angel 🥰

Good read.

I needed to decompress after the election, so I didn’t prioritize many political accounts I followed on Twitter. Just followed him

Yes. He conceded to Zohran, the democratic socialist candidate.

I do not. The donors will fight tooth and nail against progress but what they fail to comprehend is the people are sick of it and unlike republicans we will vote people out

Bye bye Cuomo. No one will miss your corporate Dem ass.

A purge of democratic leadership is required. I’m with @aoc.bsky.social and @davidhogg.bsky.social not the impotent old guard.

RIP Irony (0 - 2025)

I have lost all respect for republicans, even ones I know. At this point, you’re actively trying to destroy America

Insane thinking TSU could end up in the PAC 12. Not on my bingo card

Daughter just wished me happy Father’s Day so I’ve got that going for me 🤣👍

Mel Brooks is GOAT. Never expected a Spaceballs 2, but I’m excited 💪

Hey! We might’ve finally found a manager so I’m cautiously optimistic lol

True. I didn’t factor in FIFA greed. Still expecting a shitshow though lol

Cheeto and company are going to ruin the @fifawc26.bsky.social . Mark my words. We will probably never host it again after our pathetic display.