Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
29.10.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 17023 ๐ 4893 ๐ฌ 71 ๐ 66@haleorshine.bsky.social
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
29.10.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 17023 ๐ 4893 ๐ฌ 71 ๐ 66Laser Clinic Offers Discount on Harry Potter Tattoo Removals in Support of Trans Rights By: Andy Lalwani
harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries
23.10.2025 10:27 โ ๐ 5021 ๐ 1338 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 48The only way the amount of Juggalo furries out there could surprise me is if there were a really small numbers of them.
21.10.2025 22:49 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, letโs spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
19.10.2025 21:49 โ ๐ 10464 ๐ 1442 ๐ฌ 110 ๐ 63There's something wonderful and funny about having a fandom in law. Like, I don't go here, but my friend does, so now I know random shit about F1 teams or wrestlers or kpop groups
Then you see something about their brainworm and you bring it to them like a crow, like "I saw this and thought of you"
At least there'll finally be something to do with all the extra fingers that AI sometimes chucks in there.
15.10.2025 07:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And I know they mention that in the article, but if this was in good faith, it should have been paragraph 1, because the title and the start of the article is very much designed to put the blame of pollution on asthmatics
07.10.2025 23:57 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Like, what do they want you to do? Just die so they won't feel guilty adding 500k cars to the roads?
07.10.2025 23:12 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
My doctor is really good about weight stigma (he responded to me saying I had increased heartburn with "Have you gained or lost a lot of weight recently?" and moved on when I said no for eg) but when I said that the cuff hurt a lot he didn't seem to understand that my arm is too fat for the cuff
12.09.2025 04:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bank web site: Make sure that BPay/Account details are accurate when making a payment!
Me, paranoid: copy/pastes from invoice PDF to get it right
Bank: can't understand that - it's got spaces after every 4th number
Me: please, just filter them out when I paste, it's not hard.
Bank: nope, sorry
Yeah, I don't know if it's because I just never go on there and it messes up my algo, but on other sm it's people responding negatively to thin is best messaging, but on Twitter it's straight up pro-ana with no push back
03.08.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 04 panel comic Panel 1: Reporter standing next to an angry red guy wearing three swastikas Reporter: This guyโs wearing three swastikas Panel 2: Newsreader back in the studio: Well, letโs not jump to conclusions, Mike. Perhaps itโs the swastika in its original context as a symbol of positivity Panel 3: Reporter looks on as red guy does something out of shot Reporter: Heโs using a brick to beat a brown man Panel 4: Newsreader: In a positive way?
When The Media Sees Fascism
24.02.2025 10:34 โ ๐ 5019 ๐ 1168 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 22Yeah, the birth rate is going down in places that have most of the other things you've listed (obviously nobody is actually making serious strides to solve global warming), and I think women going "I can't find a guy who'll unload the dishwasher, let alone be an equal parent" is a decent factor
07.07.2025 02:09 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There has never been a picture that says "multiple people who sleep in these 'sleeping areas' pee in bottles" clearer than this
02.07.2025 13:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if i could snap my fingers and force all journalists everywhere to implement one linguistic tic i think i'd mandate "cars (which kill more than 3,000 people every day)"
06.06.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 1844 ๐ 231 ๐ฌ 30 ๐ 2whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
01.06.2025 21:31 โ ๐ 7750 ๐ 2654 ๐ฌ 137 ๐ 302This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
16.05.2025 03:52 โ ๐ 12114 ๐ 3249 ๐ฌ 78 ๐ 41Look, I'm so happy that Dutton is gone and it's a Labor win rather than the LNP. But, to see Labor win such a majority and people turn their backs on the Greens and others pushing for *genuine* progress for social and environmental justice makes me very sad. Labor are neoliberal light. #AusVotes25
03.05.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 455 ๐ 98 ๐ฌ 64 ๐ 9You've responded to two articles about completely unrelated things about this. The guardian does have articles about the shooting of koalas on their homepage, so it seems you're saying that they're not allowed to have any articles about anything but koalas?
27.04.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0To me Rowling exists entirely outside of the โshould we support/work with artists with troubling views?โ debate. She doesnโt just *think* her opinions, she doesnโt just *say* them, sheโs a relentless 24-7 activist whose whole mission in life is terrorizing trans people.
19.04.2025 15:23 โ ๐ 3711 ๐ 1184 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 33I don't get why "as training data" is relevant for determining the economic value of the work
If I walk into a Barnes & Noble and steal a armful of books but argue they weren't worth anything b/c they sucked as toilet paper, I've still *stolen the books*
A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: Iโm a writer, could you read my manuscript? Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text. Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guyโs smiling open mouth
when you say โduhh ai writing is good actuallyโ youโre the yellow guy. this is u
14.03.2025 13:58 โ ๐ 6886 ๐ 2132 ๐ฌ 45 ๐ 55Re-examining the male gaze thru European art history and Batman's nipples
Just doing the Lord's work
youtu.be/K7kf7eKYSAA?...
two dogs one is flat
currently in tears over these two dogs
15.05.2024 03:54 โ ๐ 8922 ๐ 2174 ๐ฌ 340 ๐ 372I was right behind him, and I was like "Does that happen often?" And one of the unworried staff members was like "All the time" and that was the end of that.
11.02.2025 08:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I watched a bottle-o get robbed tonight, which sounds more dramatic than it was. A guy just grabbed a bottle of whiskey and walked out (security tag on) while one very unworried guy at the counter was like "there's a security tag on that", and the other unworried guy was like "I just reported it"
11.02.2025 08:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Now more than ever.
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