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Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

29.10.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17023    ๐Ÿ” 4893    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

Laser Clinic Offers Discount on Harry Potter Tattoo Removals in Support of
Trans Rights
By: Andy Lalwani

Laser Clinic Offers Discount on Harry Potter Tattoo Removals in Support of Trans Rights By: Andy Lalwani

harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries

23.10.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5021    ๐Ÿ” 1338    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

The only way the amount of Juggalo furries out there could surprise me is if there were a really small numbers of them.

21.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, letโ€™s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

19.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10464    ๐Ÿ” 1442    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

There's something wonderful and funny about having a fandom in law. Like, I don't go here, but my friend does, so now I know random shit about F1 teams or wrestlers or kpop groups

Then you see something about their brainworm and you bring it to them like a crow, like "I saw this and thought of you"

17.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 577    ๐Ÿ” 293    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

At least there'll finally be something to do with all the extra fingers that AI sometimes chucks in there.

15.10.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I know they mention that in the article, but if this was in good faith, it should have been paragraph 1, because the title and the start of the article is very much designed to put the blame of pollution on asthmatics

07.10.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, what do they want you to do? Just die so they won't feel guilty adding 500k cars to the roads?

07.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow

HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

27.02.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4025    ๐Ÿ” 837    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

My doctor is really good about weight stigma (he responded to me saying I had increased heartburn with "Have you gained or lost a lot of weight recently?" and moved on when I said no for eg) but when I said that the cuff hurt a lot he didn't seem to understand that my arm is too fat for the cuff

12.09.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bank web site: Make sure that BPay/Account details are accurate when making a payment!

Me, paranoid: copy/pastes from invoice PDF to get it right

Bank: can't understand that - it's got spaces after every 4th number

Me: please, just filter them out when I paste, it's not hard.

Bank: nope, sorry

03.09.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I don't know if it's because I just never go on there and it messes up my algo, but on other sm it's people responding negatively to thin is best messaging, but on Twitter it's straight up pro-ana with no push back

03.08.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Reporter standing next to an angry red guy wearing three swastikas
Reporter: This guyโ€™s wearing three swastikas

Panel 2: 
Newsreader back in the studio: Well, letโ€™s not jump to conclusions, Mike. Perhaps itโ€™s the swastika in its original context as a symbol of positivity 

Panel 3: 
Reporter looks on as red guy does something out of shot
Reporter: Heโ€™s using a brick to beat a brown man

Panel 4: 
Newsreader: In a positive way?

4 panel comic Panel 1: Reporter standing next to an angry red guy wearing three swastikas Reporter: This guyโ€™s wearing three swastikas Panel 2: Newsreader back in the studio: Well, letโ€™s not jump to conclusions, Mike. Perhaps itโ€™s the swastika in its original context as a symbol of positivity Panel 3: Reporter looks on as red guy does something out of shot Reporter: Heโ€™s using a brick to beat a brown man Panel 4: Newsreader: In a positive way?

When The Media Sees Fascism

24.02.2025 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5019    ๐Ÿ” 1168    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Yeah, the birth rate is going down in places that have most of the other things you've listed (obviously nobody is actually making serious strides to solve global warming), and I think women going "I can't find a guy who'll unload the dishwasher, let alone be an equal parent" is a decent factor

07.07.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There has never been a picture that says "multiple people who sleep in these 'sleeping areas' pee in bottles" clearer than this

02.07.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if i could snap my fingers and force all journalists everywhere to implement one linguistic tic i think i'd mandate "cars (which kill more than 3,000 people every day)"

06.06.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1844    ๐Ÿ” 231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

01.06.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7750    ๐Ÿ” 2654    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 137    ๐Ÿ“Œ 302

This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

16.05.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12114    ๐Ÿ” 3249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Look, I'm so happy that Dutton is gone and it's a Labor win rather than the LNP. But, to see Labor win such a majority and people turn their backs on the Greens and others pushing for *genuine* progress for social and environmental justice makes me very sad. Labor are neoliberal light. #AusVotes25

03.05.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 455    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

You've responded to two articles about completely unrelated things about this. The guardian does have articles about the shooting of koalas on their homepage, so it seems you're saying that they're not allowed to have any articles about anything but koalas?

27.04.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To me Rowling exists entirely outside of the โ€œshould we support/work with artists with troubling views?โ€ debate. She doesnโ€™t just *think* her opinions, she doesnโ€™t just *say* them, sheโ€™s a relentless 24-7 activist whose whole mission in life is terrorizing trans people.

19.04.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3711    ๐Ÿ” 1184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

I don't get why "as training data" is relevant for determining the economic value of the work

If I walk into a Barnes & Noble and steal a armful of books but argue they weren't worth anything b/c they sucked as toilet paper, I've still *stolen the books*

17.04.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

15.04.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13192    ๐Ÿ” 5356    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 217    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1318
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: Iโ€™m a writer, could you read my manuscript?
Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no

Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text.
Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that

Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth

Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guyโ€™s smiling open mouth

4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: Iโ€™m a writer, could you read my manuscript? Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text. Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guyโ€™s smiling open mouth

when you say โ€œduhh ai writing is good actuallyโ€ youโ€™re the yellow guy. this is u

14.03.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6886    ๐Ÿ” 2132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55
Batman's Nips:  Re-examining the Male Gaze
YouTube video by Ok2BeFat Batman's Nips: Re-examining the Male Gaze

Re-examining the male gaze thru European art history and Batman's nipples

Just doing the Lord's work
youtu.be/K7kf7eKYSAA?...

28.02.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
two dogs one is flat

two dogs one is flat

currently in tears over these two dogs

15.05.2024 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8922    ๐Ÿ” 2174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 340    ๐Ÿ“Œ 372

I was right behind him, and I was like "Does that happen often?" And one of the unworried staff members was like "All the time" and that was the end of that.

11.02.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched a bottle-o get robbed tonight, which sounds more dramatic than it was. A guy just grabbed a bottle of whiskey and walked out (security tag on) while one very unworried guy at the counter was like "there's a security tag on that", and the other unworried guy was like "I just reported it"

11.02.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now more than ever.

07.02.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59875    ๐Ÿ” 12471    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 428    ๐Ÿ“Œ 220

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