David Braley

It was lovely to see you again!

holy shit lmao

men will literally invent a new political party instead of saying “sorry i elected the fascist”

It is 1990. I am 5 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.

It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.

It is 2025. I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.

Exception accepted

Because it's 2025, and most people in the US still don't know what their own military looks like...

~1 in every 7 US Marines nationwide, is from California.

~1 in every 4 US Marines nationwide, is Hispanic or Latino.

Vincent Price, with an armload of floofy cats. Two black, two grey-ish. Because he's Vincent Price, he's hamming it up like mad with a ridiculous scowl on his face.

Because sometimes, what you really need to see in this life is Vincent Price with an armload of extremely floofy cats.

Well, I do. Love that man.

Well, I had an interesting Sunday night, how 'bout you?

Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife! And a big thanks to @telstarman.bsky.social for helping me throw her an amazing surprise birthday party the other day!

His tarrifs are heavy, Signal leaking, deportations already
Fox news hosts in his cabinet you jelly?
He's racist, but on the surface, he looks orange and sweaty
Bomb Yemen? He forget that they did it already
When he walks out, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but only lies come out

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho *cared* that his country was suffering.

He eagerly sought intelligent advice and let it change his mind. He was held to account by a vigorous legislature.

For us, today, Idiocracy might as well be The West Wing.

we need a totally revised constitution and I think we should call it the Consti2tion

If this ain't a goddamn perfect eulogy, I don't know what is.

Yes, you are on a watchlist. Yes, you are in a databank. We all are. Yes, it’s a risk. No, silence won’t save you.

Wife: I don't wanna get up.
Me: I know, but ya gotta
Wife: I'm tired and there's strange people downstairs. I don't have the energy for this.
Me: ... They're your kids...
Wife: That doesn't mean I'm wrong!

Left out guy at the party meme with caption “They don’t know I’m the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic.”

we are living under fascism right now

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

three panel cartoon by @emilyscartoons.bsky.social … in the first panel one person says "let's not talk about politics any more, I can't bear it" and the other person replies "same." in the second panel, they say nothing. in the third panel, the first person yells "THE THING IS THOUGH" and the second person yells back "THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS"

literally every time I talk to friends

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am.

#IncompetentKrasnov

Y’all ever do that thing where you realize something you’re about to do has a low probability of success, and also realize the cost of changing course is low, but end up saying ‘fuck it, this is the path I’m on, lets see what the fates have in store for me!’?

if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

Ypsilanti water tower on a sunny day.

Sunny morning in Ypsilanti.

We 💙 Bluesky because it’s so customizable and configurable! Let’s build a custom Bluesky feed that filters out health misinformation, using a LaunchDarkly feature flag.

i'm stealing this from someone on twitter but the difference in body language here is due to the fact that both of these men are condemned to eternal damnation in the deepest circle of Hell but only Rubio realizes it

Bold of you to assume IBM can execute that quickly on literally anything.

Despite their best efforts, they can’t even go out of business that quickly.