Stone Cold Steve Volstin

✨ Aquarius ⛰ Appalachian 🛸 ATLien priors: EDSBS, Sports Illustrated, Grantland, MTV, assorted other dead newsrooms now: @channel6.bsky.social, @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, coonhound rescuing, miscellaneous hellraising

Reborn from the Depths of the Chattanooga Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad

I like pretty women and breakfast food. He/him.

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Dad, husband, insurance broker in Nashville. Love Jesus, sports, music and business. Everyday I’m not at Disney world, I wish I was at Disney World. Honestly just trying my best. Go Vols.

Here’s to women who come to napalm the room unapologetically 🍻 and GO BIG ORANGE 🍊

Owned by two cats, a beagle, and a mutt. Love my husband and UT 🍊 and UAB 🐉 sports

🧡VOLS | Josh Elander fan club | math nerd @1stNoeI on that other app..

voice actor (Big Mouth Talent) and world traveler, Batman and Captain America fan, GO VOLS! Go Cubs! Critter Arstotzkan Border Check Agent

Dedicated follower of under-seen films and underachieving sports teams.

Apparently I never got the memo about bios and team affiliations so I shall rectify that now: VOLS (across all), Braves, Commanders = diehard. Warriors & Bruins = fan. Austin FC, Washington Spirit, Middlesbrough = casual table follower most of the time.

Vols 🧡 Proud Liberal 💙 Cheer Mom 👯 💚

I wasn't provided a handbook; may I borrow yours? he/him

vols, not vols, melodrama and bullshit lover of books, science and being fucking kind 💖💜💙

insta: briaaaelizabeth twitter: _tinkerB •Swiftie•34•you’ll have to pry my love for One Tree Hill out of my cold dead hands•VFL•aspiring world traveler•spooky enthusiast•you’ll probably find me with my nose in a book•

Rizz’ with the ‘Tism. Living life unmedicated (& I definitely shouldn’t) Go Vols 🧡🤍🖤

Hillbilly solutions for a desert age. My mountains are older than the evolution of bones. Nick Millers realized potential. he/him