If he shows up to an ice cream store then it will be a five alarm fire.

And how cool to have cars that will even drive themselves. 🤣

The extra irony is that most would bet every one of them voted for him.

K-1000! A workhorse!!!

And the accountability for this will be??

Looks like a cheap southern mausoleum.

Demagorgon crunch was a nickel in 1901… absolutely dead from this.

A 90,000 sq ft ballroom next to a 55,000 sq ft house is way out of scale.

But this is the White House. It’s beyond out of scale.

The Supreme Court ruled that the president as acting mathematician in chief has the authority to do this by executive order.

This is really funny! Very creative!

I’ve got hips but I’m not a hipster.

I’ve got toast but I’m not a toaster.

Regardless of your political leanings, the fact that an official govt account posted this is beyond embarrassing.

This seems like it would be a bigger issue in the media. It isn’t just the rep from Arizona, it’s the entire house. You’ve been adjourned far too long this year. Demand the house come back. This is taxation without representation.

Working 20 days in the past 19 weeks isn’t what most private sector employees would get full checks for.

He’s paying for it 😂. Should have made him put the money into an escrow account before demolition began.

This congress has had so much time off it’s ridiculous.

Perhaps the speaker could actually keep the house open. It sure seems like a lot of recesses.

The way he’s managing things it looks like the economy is imploding on its own.

With so many executive orders, what is it exactly that the congress and senate are doing?

The solution will be to fire the people who produce the reporting.

The surreal part of 2025 is when you can’t distinguish between an Onion article and an NYT article.

I’d love to agree to this, but according to the polls 30 some percent are still drunk on Kool-Aid. If they haven’t figured it out now, they’re sadly never going to get it.

California, run by “GREASY GAVIN,” is a “hellscape,” in spite of kicking in $83B more in taxes than it gets back annually.

It would seem as though the GED doesn’t cover “separation of powers” sadly.

The onion headlines the past few months, it’s like a Beck song. A mashup of so many references, your head spins.

Once he finds out, cross your fingers..

At least Coke will have cane sugar. Should be great for the pancreas.

They’re all camping in Death Valley. It’s so pretty this time of year there.

“$200 million,” 😂 cost overruns, tariffs, the price will balloon. If the gold prices go up, hold your breath. You can bet there’s plenty of gold leaf accents in there.

It’s so normalized nobody even thinks twice. Also, student/community attitudes toward teachers. The attrition will continually be going through the roof. Nobody is talking about these issues. It’s a serious crisis.