Jerry

Happy Seven Samurai is playing on Criterion Channel to all those who celebrate.

That is a general cat move all cats do that.

Oh wow I bet there will be consequences for both of them because of this!!!!!111–…

THIS IS THE PICTURE PUTIN HAS EVERYBODY

High school choir concert “this song is an edgy church Choir song about internet advertising aggregators”

I’m having an out of body moment experience here

If it makes you feel any better I also recently learned I was supposed to be dead and my main regret is that I hadn’t watched enough kung fu movies

I would ask Gene Simmons who he was.

They’re right.

Why does Jurassic Park have big Xenomorph looking dinosaurs now

A little more than half the people lost some weight.

WOW GOOD PROMOTION YALL

Unless you didn’t like it in which case you are required by law to just say “more like Monkey PLAIN”

One hundred percent true the fattest softest calico in the world and an orange demon thinking about how to attack her right now.

I don’t care about that movie I want the violent goop not the sex goop

Wow Predator Badlands I guess there are 2 Bruce Springsteen movies in theaters

It’s pretty good watch The Cat next

No worries I’m used to people laughing at me!

Also some company has been selling this for the last couple of years

Disneyworld is bigger and it contains its own Disneyland in addition to other lands that are not Disneyland
It’s like the difference between Super Mario World and Super Mario Galaxy

She had a huge line at comic con to sign her whatever the heck those high school monster dolls are called doll.

It also easily confirms my (obvious) take that the pink Cadillac in Pink Cadillac is actually a pink vagina

He should have still let Bette Midler cover it though.

No. It wouldn’t surprise me at all duh.

Most of the electric Nebraska tracks are better than the ones on the album or could have been with a few more tweaks.
No I will not take questions at this time.

I have enjoyed silksong but most of the difficult boss fights for have been fighting something large in a small space and a lot of the plat forming is more annoying than challenging

That’s just like my opinion though.

Today I texted my daughter the sentence “I’m sorry I wasn’t able to overthrow capitalism before you were born”

I know it’s cliche but I really do think Trump is dying and a lot of the stuff recently is him lashing out about that. I mean he always sucked and it’s possible it’s just more of the same but I am also the guy that called Lowtax committing suicide a year out so I think I have cred.

Man I was just joking around not expecting to get burned. Rough day already

At one point I was trying to write up a list of all the songs he has written that have the same titles as films but I realized that it was too long and also that nobody reads anything I post but I assure you the man has a founding member criterion channel card in his wallet.

Dude. Carl. Dude. I assure you that I also am concerned with these matters. The important things. Will Bruce watch Badlands before writing Nebraska? Let’s get into it!