Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug:

Movie I'm watching had an extremely sexual goat milking scene and I am now feeling deeply uncomfortable

The New York Times, incapable of distinguishing shit from shinola

Shouldn't fuck with fans and Peach but ever so slightly more goth

I mean it's still not a great statement.

Also the last thing Nintendo needs to do is lean harder into establishing their popular IPs

That makes it less bad but it's still a really shitty thing to say in the context of nintendo's place in game preservation. Like I'm not sure what's sad ab9ut the virtual console other than them not really doing it anymore and it being overpriced and limited when they did

And another thing...I don't want mov8es from nintendo...like at all. I want games. That's what they're amazing at. Telling stories? Eh.

One important thing that should be noted: movies are not what I want from Nintendo...like at all.

They have always been lauded as the guys that are all about gameplay. Their stories tend to be so so. Why would I want mediocre movies from a studio that could be making great games

Seriously this really sucks

...wait...fucking seriously? Holy sh8t!

Will write more later but sorry gang...did not love the legendary Halloween III very much at all

This is officially annoying me too much

Portland ICE facility now.

Seriously this sex scene has no reason for happening. It's the main characters too so it isn't the usual excuse that it's setting up them immediately murdered. Theres like an over 20 years age gap ffs, which I can still work with but not if they don't justify it. They've known each other a day

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

It is unbelievably disappointing to see he thinks this way

It doesn't even make sense

Movie I'm watching is a classic and it's go so far but even for a horror movie, this might have the least justified romance I've seen between two characters since Heavy Rain and it is flat out bugging me because I doubt it's gonna be needed at all

Guess the movie, if you'd like.

I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice? "You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
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define "perfect ending"

Garbage continues to and will always rule

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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

Come on Donny you can’t make it this easy

Donald Trump is not a king. He’s not even really the president.

by Stephen Miller

Trump probably believes he really did fly a poop plane now.

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The fun thing about cease fires is if the international community doesn't want to admit you've broken it, you haven't broken it

Meanwhile is a Palestinian threw a rock, they broke the ceasefire

I am so sick of the press not calling this unhinged bonkers shit out as being unhinged and bonkers.

...howxwas the Trump AI shit dumping even dumber than I was expecting

Bonus: the news site I saw it on literally interrupted that 30 seconds at most video with an ad

There arecway to many god damn amazing games to play right now.

Like I just started playing Absolum with a friend andxas a beat em up stan, this gamexspeaks directly to me

Ball x Pit also looks amazing

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