Squill, King Kratom

got a notice for running a red light and I'm dying at this pic they got of me smiling alone in my car

I'm going to the 420 drum circle in the park next to the big Denver REI

happy Easter everyone 🐥

I'm no longer under any illusions that using the qtip is not pushing the earwax deeper into my ear (even though my technique is excellent), but it feels so nice to do! I've just accepted that a few times a year I'll have to go in there with the ear camera to excavate

putting my battered feet into crocs after tap class is one of the great pleasures of my life

FUCK I THOUGHT THERE WAS A SEASON 3 OF SEVERANCE!! I FINISHED SEASON 1 & 2 IN LESS THAN A WEEK AND JUST FOUND OUT THERE'S NO MORE 😭😭😭

I wanna feel what's it's like to be charged up like a phone! I wanna feel charged to 100%!

went skiing for the first time this week!

just say ass instead of ahh!
just say fuck instead of heck!
just say died instead of unalived!

it's annoying, and maybe also bad for society idk

had a stress dream that I was cast in a Shakespeare play as "Gravio" (not real) and forgot and now the show is in 2 days and I haven't even read the script 😭💀

you ever show someone a song and they're so not into it that it makes the song sound bad to you too??

I watched Mulholland Drive last night... guys I think David Lynch might have been a lesbian

sometimes really cold water hits so hard and I don't know why. maybe I'm thirsty? who can say

I love when shows follow a formula I get to be like "mmhmm yes, and then?"

reading about polyhedral symmetry and found this. don't know what it means but I like the vibe it's going for

lurking on the ticket resale apps to try and pay <$200 for the Tyler show tn. they were that expensive when they went on sale back in november!! it's fucked up man I just wanna see Chromakopia live 😭

life hack:
never clean your glasses. the smudges make you see things just out of sight—shadows, shapes, movement. keeps you on edge, locked in, always watching.
you're never alone.

I can't believe hello kitty island adventure starts with a plane crash!? there really is no escape 😭💀

trying out this "unscented" deodorant and it smells so incredibly bad. it makes me feel sick!
the smell is so hard to describe but it's kinda like ballpoint pen ink & bile and then turned up to 11 🤢
deodorant's only job is to smell good and it's incredible how bad they fucked up

watched Amadeus for the first time last night. Mozart really was the Rizzler of his time

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met a guy at a wedding couple months ago who detailed to me his fantasy about living on a farm and owning a cow who he regularly takes BLOOD from as his primary source of nutrition. he was SO serious about it! he's like yea you could drink it, make sausage out of it... 😱💀🩸🐄

I've been rewatching Twin Peaks: The Return and it's incredible how good it is!!! vibes are unparalleled and immaculate✨ I'm so delighted but also sad that there's not really anything else like it😭

in the Frankfurt airport, feeling something 😳

my dad recounting a dream: "it was one of those houses you could just get up and drive away in... not an RV"

in my hometown of Melbourne FL they renamed A1A to the Jimmy Buffett Memorial Highway

my 11yo cousin saying "my youtuber" when talking about some mid 20s shithead he saw on YT shorts 😔

just realized I hadn't taken medication today when I noticed I was hungry and was like "huh, that's weird" 😭

bathtime ☺️

went to a stuff swap event and the clothes I brought were unanimously considered the best at the event. everyone left with a piece of my closet. big W for ya boy 😎