Derek Friend

So let me get this straight.
GOP controls the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, AND the White House. But it's the Dems' fault the government is shut down? Make that make sense.

What is thr most underrated Disney Cast of all time and why is it Oliver & Company?

Im a Fantasy Football Free Agent. HMU if you need to fill a spot in your league!
#FFBFA

my new favorite thing is seeing a MAGA with a Superman tattoo and explaining that Kal-El is literally an undocumented alien with a chosen name (Clark Kent) not assigned at birth.

There are a few phrases that really get me going:
-"I love you"
-"The Red Sox win"
-"Can you fire up the smoker for dinner tonight?"

Yes! Yes I can 🥰

To the choir that just sang the National Anthem at the Red Sox/Braves game: the harmony should NEVER be louder than the melody. Learn to blend.

Love to see the Sox start the season off with a solid W. #LetsGoSox
@redsox.com

They not like us.

I'm getting annoyed with these celebrities who are leaving the country. It's great you can afford to do that, but it's cowardly to leave the rest us fighting in this cesspool. Go ahead leave us in the dust. Don't expect me to welcome you back with open arms.
#FuckinCowards

You spelled Swasticars wrong.

Nah!

Some words from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social of Connecticut:

www.instagram.com/reel/DFrJ74Q...

Q: Who do i want to win the Superbowl?
A: Kendrick Lamar!
#ScrewBothTeams

First Day post Facebook. I'm already feeling calmer. It's important to cut out the toxicity in your life no matter how loyal you think are. Nobody deserves constant mental and emotional anguish. Be better humans. I will do my part to exemplify this too.I haven't completely given up on humanity yet.

It's Red Sox #TruckDay! We are getting ever closer to #SpringTraining. It's coming! Baseball season is on the way.

You spelled "delicious" wrong.

I don't care if it's 30 degrees and dropping! It's the #RoyalRumble Today we grill! When you're a New Englander everyday can be grill day!

You are forgiven!

100 lb lap Dog
#goodboi #gentlegiant

Paul Schroder (@texaspaulschroder) on Threads The DC Plane Crash and the failed Trump Regime.

www.threads.net/@texaspaulsc...

"The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there!" -Sebastian the Crab 🦀

LeRoy Voyles (@the_liberal_trucker) on Threads

www.threads.net/@the_liberal...

I guess it really is the year of the snake because every customer I've talked to today has been spicy as fuck! 🐍

I sneezed, and it cracked my back, and heaven knows not such glory!

Withing the first 100 days. I'd say the spread would be something like +/- 30 days.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't!
#NerdJokes

Hello Blue Sky! 👋

This outta end well...🙄