Rhana Dandra

Not long ago I watched all the Venom movies in a row on an airplane flight and I think I maybe now have an understanding, as a lesbian, as to why Tom Hardy is attractive. Is it because he's very emotionally open and vulnerable while also looking like he needs to be wrung out like a wet towel?

So you know how there's a "Does the Dog Die in It" website for movies? Why isn't there one for video games called "Can I Be Gay in It?"

a baby’s finger pointing at a bald grumpy old man in the book RAIN

close up of the bald grumpy old man. I do NOT look exactly like him

extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”

I don’t think there should be a separate doubles luge event. It should be a single event that awards bonus points for each extra guy

my wife announced, unprompted, that I’m not allowed to buy heelys

A picture of Corvia, who is a very tall buff gal with pale skin and short black hair. Her eyes are glowing like embers and streaks of scar tissues run down from them like a tear's path. She is wearing her plate harness except for the top half, which is missing and exposing her chest; she has pierced nipples if you're interested in that kind of things. Her armor is thick articulated early modern plate, with large joints and a black finish. She is wearing big leather gloves on her arms and hands and big leather boots on her calves and feet, both of which end in decorative metal talons. Under the armor she is wearing some kind of green arming garment, and underneath that the bottom half of a red tunic. She is holding her longsword down in one hand, a broad bladed sword with triple fullers and a guard shaped like a raven.

Level 100 pickpocket is not a joke Jim, millions of people suffer every year
#art #pinup #nsfw

It's important work.

They are two young Russian fishermen who are famous for their gay romance

explained to my five year old that we probably wouldn’t have time to play donkey kong: bananza before bed tonight and she was silent for two minutes before proclaiming, through extremely gritted teeth, “I actually prefer not to play video games tonight. I believe I’ve been playing too much.” scary

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

Suzerain id the best game in the world because it allows me to sate my desire to raise taxes and kiss my wife

young republicans love writing newspaper articles called like “What Liberty Remains On These Shores For Thee?” and it’s about how women over 5’4” should be executed

[OC - Pain] Okay I had to get Pain into a golden bikini before it was out of fashion 💧
#AmaArt || #AmaOC

the main characters Niketas and Ulvar from my book Far from miklagardr, wearing two dresses from the George Hobeika 2026 Spring couture edition

niketas and ulvar are my barbie dolls ✨

a comic where three superheroes pose and one says: WE'RE THE FEMINIST-FATALES AND WE LOVE SUPPORTING WOMEN!! suddenly a group of figures wreathed in smoke bust through a wall shouting “not so fast” three villains stand and say: WE'RE THE DE-SISTERS AND WE WANNA TEAR DOWN OTHER WOMEN!! AND BE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN SOCIOPOLITICALLY AND STUFF we zoom out to see this scenario is being acted out with figurines by a small boy who makes his dolls say "YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING THE TEXT! GENDER PERFORMANCE IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH A FIXED DICHOTOMY OF GENDER!!' "BIMODALITY IS STILL DICHOTOMOUS! SPECTRUMS CAN BE HEMISPHERED INTO DISCRETE HALVES!!" his mom who’s watching him, speaks into her phone: NO NO, I'LL SUPPORT HIM WHEN HE INEVITABLY COMES OUT I JUST WANT WHOEVER HE BECOMES TO GET LAID

I used to be the latter but trained myself to be the former so people don't think I'm a serial killer. Jury's out on success

It's watchable, you really gotta love the period stuff though. It does it well but if you don't like napoleonic era twating about you're likely to find it mid

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

The main cast of the 1990s The Mummy movie

All my Mummy art together
#TheMummy #Art

I have a plan to radicalize the centrist pundit class using the same mechanism that radicalized me: regular exposure to smoking hot anarchists

every day this becomes more true

Greebling is the opiate of the masses.

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

shared a room with my five year old during christmas travel and woke up every morning to her performing an original song called “I wonder if daddy is awake and can hear me singing”

santa isn’t coming this year because he’s on a “semen retention journey”

A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

An intimidating character taking a knee to reload her crossbow. She is wearing armor made up of cuir bouilli, maille and furs, topped with a long-beaked leather mask. She is wearing maille chausses over black fabric leg wraps, with maille thigh protection tucked into those. Those two elements are held on with leather straps and open in the back, which has the benefit of giving us a juicy thigh window. Some black fabric from an upper body garment is flowing both between her legs and around her back, the later being covered in part by large studded cuir bouilli flaps. Her arms and torso are covered in a long-sleeved maille shirt, with a cuir bouilli breastplate lined with fur covering her chest. She is wearing a belt at the waist carrying a fur covered bolt quiver and an early medieval sword in a scabbard. Her shoulders are entirely covered in a large but short black fur cloak tied in the front with leather laces. Her head is also completely obscured by the mask I mentioned before and also by a maille coiffe. She is holding a latchet crossbow with bronze fittings in one hand, and a bronze-tipped bolt in the other.

Fe-maille uwu
#art

when i say i'm "going to bed", i really mean i am going to fantasize about my OCs kissing until sleep eventually stops me