Clan Ninja Monkey

A Russian spy, a sexual predator, and a billionaire walk into a bar.

The bartender says "what can I get you, President Trump?"

Democrats: If they change the rules, then it's time to remember that they changed the rules for *EVERYBODY,* so stop acting like being the Best Kid in Class is more important than protecting human lives.

No one is going to pat you on the head, Coach is not going to say "good game!" when we lose.

i’m kind of amazed at how this is just the crudest, most obvious n****rbaiting you can imagine. “the people you don’t like, yeah, they are responsible for everything bad.” and it works!

The top one-tenth of 1% saw their collective wealth jump from $1.8 trillion in 1990, to $22.1 trillion in 2024. For some context, the U.S. federal budget in 2024 was $6.8 trillion.

Eugenics isn't dead—it's thriving in tech A new book takes on the throughline from the rise of 20th-century eugenics to Silicon Valley.

Anyone who's worked in tech knows that racism is very much a part of the industry. Great article.

Any time Trump takes office...the plagues begin.

If I were inclined to believe in biblical stuff, I might take notice.

A fair question.

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

Has #PresidentMusk done anything interesting today?

Woman charged with threatening healthcare firm by using CEO killer's words Authorities say she echoed words connected to the murder when she allegedly said "delay, deny, depose, you people are next".

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Mr Headley urged the judge to release her... arguing that his client was a 42-year-old married mother of three who has "never had any criminal charges or convictions".

The judge set her bail at $100,000, citing "the status of our country at this point".

It's practically a defining feature of conservatives.

The right energy for this moment...

Air for your tires used to be free. Now it costs a dollar.

That’s inflation for you

If you want to makes things *interesting* just spread the word that *President Musk* is shutting down the government while Baby Trump sissy pants goes along with the plan, and watch the fireworks start.

I don't know who that troll is, but I just blocked them.

Great. In the meantime, as I said originally, make sure this sticks to Republicans.

Or don't. IDGAF.

Not the base, they eat any dog shit that the Orange One deposits into their mouths.

But an awful lot of people who aren't Republicans voted for them this last election.

Make sure it sticks to Republicans. It's the *Republican plan to shut down the government.*

Make sure this sticks to Republicans.

Mangione deserves roughly the same treatment as Kyle Rittenhouse, especially since he committed a much less severe crime.

Dorothy Counts, the first Black girl to attend an all-white school in the U.S., enduring taunts from her white classmates at Harry Harding High School in Charlotte, 1957.

Two years ago today we were awarded the Congressional Gold Medal for protecting The US Capitol on January 6th 2021. Almost 4 years later the efforts to downplay, whitewash and minimize what happened appear to be succeeding. I won't ever stop standing up to them.

Elon Musk spent $250 million dollars so Donald Trump could put him in charge of cutting wasteful spending.

Burn 🔥🤣

this is the equivalent of thinking that a magic 8ball is really talking to you

The soft targets have been the rest of us, for decades.

Fuck the hard targets. They need to start looking over their shoulders now. They brought this on themselves.