Jay Stooksberry

Grieving is hard, grieving while parenting a grieving child is even harder. This journal is designed for parents and kids to use together as they process their grief over a loss. Sometimes the things we can't express out loud, can be expressed in words and pictures.

First, the butt fumble. Then, this?

Honest question: Does #ACAB include the Ghostbusters?

US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."

Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.

Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.

We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

Show me on the Epstein files where the Radical Left hurt you.

Tylenol

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and

EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Still a great series.

Such sincerity—from the bottom of his fart.

Such sincerity—from the bottom of his fart.

It's only an Oxford comma if it's written in the Oxfordshire region of England. Otherwise, it's just a serial comma.

This is the way.

"Unnecessary" isn't the right word.

"Overrated" is more accurate.

Question number #1: How do I save this dadgum file as a PDF?

Nothing like the President of the United States declaring war on—*checks notes*—the United States.

At this point, woke means nothing.

Hard same

Hear me out ...

How about the Department of the Gulf of Mexico?

"I don't know what a constitutional crisis would look like. I don't think that we are currently in a constitutional crisis, however," [Barrett] added. "I think our country remains committed to the rule of law. I think we have functioning courts."

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Well, the first sentence is true.

Link:
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face .

Sorry. Meant to use scare quotes....

"Libertarians"

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face .

Sorry. I should have used scare quotes.

"Libertarians"

Libertarians claiming that Trump is "the most anti-war president in America history" continue to beclown themselves.

If you’re a parent in North America, when would you give your child their first smartphone if you were basing your decision just on this study about cellphone initiation and mental health?

Aside from his dangling modifier, the OP unambiguously primes the list, saying there are four items. So, there's no need for the extra comma. Context matters.

Nullify! Nullify! Nullify!

Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent

TIRED: prosecutors can indict a ham sandwich

WIRED: prosecutors can't indict a ham sandwich

INSPIRED: it was turkey

This is why I endorse jury nullification.