Sally J

Just need to find the proper crappy black baby doll tank to add leopard print to

It’s finding the right kind of early 2000s baby doll tank as the base that’ll actually fit right but those are back in style so might not be too hard

Man, I’d kill for that ugly ass tanktop 😆😆

Real glad classic Animaniacs is streaming somewhere again!!

In 2 days I will be seeing Lady Gaga and I don’t think I’m even close to prepared for the experience

This is great! I have a ton of guide maps and have always had a hard time figuring out how to organize them. Need to invest in these!

Fffffuuuuuuccccckkk this shhhhhiitttttt

Every day I am more and more excited that we are seeing Lady Gaga next week. I am probably gonna pass out

Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:

-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc

The marketing person that recommended cloaking it under the mission of finding lost dogs should either get a million dollars or be buried head down in a pit.

Oh shit! I managed to get the 72 hr Lays. I don’t even care about Lays that much, but free chips!

I just got it to work for me

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

Right! I don’t think it conveyed what they thought it did

All I thought during that commercial was, oh that’s cute for pets in theory but we all know they’re going to use it to locate people like immediately

Oh I’m supposed to take health advice from Mike Tyson? That guy eats ears.

Bad Bunny just gave Fox News three weeks of content.

The current state of being a human in this day and age

Same!!!!

I saw my skeet post about the same time as yours and I was like, if Kendra says it’s him it’s true

He was on the porch while Bad Bunny was up on too of the house. In a white suit kinda doing a dad dance, hahaha

Imagine watching a drunken kid rock instead of *THAT*

That was an absolute celebration of joy. Damn

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

We all saw the fellas grindin right? That may be a first for the super bowl.

Getting emotional at the Bad Bunny halftime and then immediately getting fed a svedka vodka AI ad really explains how America is right now

GAGA!!!! My queen!!!

Was that Pedro Pascal?

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Thank you for this. I needed this laugh 😆