Sally J

A kitten napping on a shelf of DVDs.

This is why physical media is still so important.

I fixed it today!!! I am invincible!!!

‘Member when people thought he should have been the nominee

My son doesn’t eat fish. Any alternative? Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.

Background paintings by Sue Mondt for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004–2009), created by Craig McCracken, Cartoon Network Studios

Grumpy tortie babies!!

Rinzler the cat, laying on my lap on a Kuzco blanket

Love of my life

You’ve had success having a point of view on your show, as Colbert has, at least in the ratings. Late night used to be broad, unifying entertainment. I know Jay Leno recently spoke on this topic, about making a show for everyone … I’m going to take a hard pass on taking comedic advice from Jay Leno.

John Oliver just says the thing. I'm happy for him.

Also, always gonna laugh at girls who are girly about silly little things like possums. Like I showed up with my gardening gloves and they’re all like “you’re gonna grab it?!??!” and I’m like, yeah, how else are we gonna get it (this was before it shoved itself in the corner & I couldn’t get to her

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I just tried to help my neighbor get a possum out of her backyard and it shoved itself in a tiny crevice and just kept hissing at me and like, girl, same

When I did my college program in Florida, I had a day where I almost passed out because of the heat and everyone was like you’re from Arizona and I was like it does not equate

Also, really hate a day where I was honestly really productive at work and overall had a good day and I still feel like bleh at the end of it. I’m tired of being depressed, yo

Us with Wondrous at 9:30pm 😌

I grew up in 110 summers, but now a summer with a slightly humid 90 and I feel like I can’t function

We love already being hella depressed and then waking up at 5am to pee (cause old) and just being crushed by a wave of total sadness. Doing great

I’m realizing tho that with how bad tech is anymore, I’m surprised this thing lasted 5 years. Won’t pretend like I’ve found ways to fix joycon drift and what not, but still

But like, as you’re aware, I did not need another fucking L today

I am honestly really distraught as it’s the thing I do at the end of the night to feel a little less dread. Thankfully Chuck has a regular one so I can at least use that for now.

My luck is quite bad today as the joy stick on my switch lite decided to break after a small fall & it’s my nightly decompression activity and I do not have the funds to replace it (also it seems real stupid to by another lite when the 2s out now & they’re gonna be obsolete) 🙃🙃🙃

He fucked up WAY before that. The Netflix doc is actually pretty good and points out all the huge huge huge flaws he ignored

We have a pop up one in the downstairs bathroom and I want to replace the upstairs ones with those

People complain about not being able to own a house but owning one also sucks eggs, especially when you basically are a job and a half household right now

Finally got myself motivated and cleaned part of the bathroom and then the lever thing for the sink broke and I nearly had a meltdown. Finished cleaning at least, but come one! Didn’t need another inconvenience (that’s gonna cost money) this week

DO I?!?!?

It would be so incredibly easy for British actors and actresses to simply *not* take part in any Harry Potter-related project, and yet, many of them keep failing this simple test. Sigh.

And the year before that and the year before that…

She’s just giving them away when she could be helping to pay the mortgage

Rinzler laying on a Kuzco blanket with her back foot sticking in the air. She’s glaring at me taking her photo

Rinzler wants you to see her back paw. She’s very proud of how clean she got it