Michelle

Went from Nicky no boats to Nicky no butter boats

Perfectly captured.

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl

The perfect headline doesnt exi—

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Okay but why is this so accurate though 😂

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Chippie on Bluesky 👍

Ok who did this?

Screen shot of the Radio NZ News site with the headline “National’s Erica Stanford allegedly [sic] calls Labour’s Jan Tinetti a ‘stupid bitch’ “ along with side by side headshot photos of Stanford and Tinetti.

Is this a National Minister’s idea of those standards of Parliamentary behaviour Luxon was so keen on upholding last week? #nzpol

NZ downgraded in global climate rankings The Government's backtracking on climate policy has been noticed globally, with NZ now ranking 41st out of 63 nations on climate policy performance.

New: The Government’s backtracking on climate policy has been noticed globally, with New Zealand dropping to 41st out of 63 nations in the Climate Change Performance Index. #COP29
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Text from Anthony Ruakere screenshot on LinkedIn A Dummies Guide to Te Tiriti - in 10 Easy Steps 1. Settlers liked what Māori had 2. Māori liked what settlers brought 3. Māori and settlers said "if we share our things, we will all be better off" 4. An agreement setting this out was signed 5. Settlers repeatedly breach the agreement 6. Settlers prosper 7. Māori suffer 8. Māori continue asking settlers to abide by agreement 9. Instead, some settlers now want agreement to be re-written 10. Māori say "ew David", no thanks

this post has everything, a dummies guide to Te Tiriti AND a Schitt's Creek reference. SO GOOD

Reminder that Shane Jones once wrote this in 2007, if you want to see what selling out your values looks like - he is the poster child.

Shit like this is why I don’t believe a word of it when lux and co say they won’t support the bill. They are already enacting it.
#nzpol

wait i totally missed this curriculum change amongst all the other shit they're doing, this sucks #nzpol

Debbie Ngarewa-Packer looks down on a pathetic, snivelling little shit-stain (David Seymour) from a balcony above him.

Wouldn't happen because she's a better person than me, but she should have spat on him.

Health NZ costs for contractors and consultants soar by $80m over past year Labour MP says healthcare quality suffering due to rising contractor costs and staff cuts.

Health NZ: Costs for consultants soar by millions over past financial year

“NZers std of healthcare being “eaten away,while Govt isn’t controlling costs on contractors

Govt cut a lot of back-office staff, now they’re having to bring in contractors” Labour Health spokesperson Dr Verrall #nzpol

A lot of Pākeha I know are all omg everything is fucked and all defeatist. Meanwhile lots of Māori I know are all rise up motherfuckers, let’s get going! Together!

Just had to get this one in, it’s my last one.

Repost a song that asks a question.

Tracy Chapman - Baby can I hold you

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Repost a song that asks a question.

The Clash - Should I stay or should I go

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Nirvana - Where did you sleep last night

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Nats: It's your fault if you are unemployed ya filthy dole bludgers. Except we are going to make 15K public servants unemployed. But it's their fault their unemployed the filthy dole bludgers! #NZPol

Gun n’ rose

Man at work

I feel like National and Act should sign a coalition agreement where the version National keeps says no to a referendum on Te Tiriti, and Act's version says that there will be. And then National can go by the version kept by and preferred by the larger party.

All right, which of you did this?

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#nzpol

Already on the site waiting to order one 😊 Love the chopping boards too!

Here’s a thing I drew in 1987!

TBH I’d rather receive this to have a laugh at. Not the church stuff I got in my mailbox on Monday. An entire book about having an abundance of children and obedient wives etc. Glad my kids weren’t home, the words that came out of my mouth...Forgot to check who it was from, was Ruby something

#NZpol

Overall I am dubious as to whether a Party, namely NZF, is going to that helpful to the Left on some material matters when its *Number 3*, Casey Costello, "is a founding trustee of Hobson’s Pledge and former chairperson and board member of the Taxpayers’ Union."

Not too much I imagine.

Leaving disabled people behind.
My Stuff cartoon today #nzpol #cartoon

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