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@swanx2003.bsky.social

Nufc , tech, jokes. I’ll write something better here when I get a chance. πŸ‘πŸ»

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Sir Bobby Robson on Jose Mourinho
YouTube video by Sky Sports Retro Sir Bobby Robson on Jose Mourinho

youtu.be/LS3mBAmWklI?... #nufc

01.11.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bobby speaking sense. Some good insight to the relationship with Jose.

01.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Stunning Newcastle United Goals | Shearer, Cisse, Shelvey | Squad Goals
YouTube video by Premier League Stunning Newcastle United Goals | Shearer, Cisse, Shelvey | Squad Goals

I’ve had a few drinks. A little bit of nostalgia kicking in. Here’s some #nufc goals to give you a buzz. youtu.be/nMelwUuGqpA?...

01.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fox reported this last night. I posted it on social media last night. It is a major purge of senior ICE officials resulting from conflict with Border Patrol. But the Speaker once again doesn’t know anything about it. bsky.app/profile/atru...

28.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2129    πŸ” 626    πŸ’¬ 382    πŸ“Œ 66
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Zia Yusuf complaining about councils being underfunded

While sitting next to Danny Kruger who since 2019 was part of the government that underfunded the councils Yusuf is complaining about

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Oh the irony

27.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Farage: epic grifter

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Hasan: The great irony is of course that Donald Trump is the son of an immigrant. The grandson of an immigrant and married to an immigrant. In fact two of his three wives were immigrants, proving yet again that immigrants will do the jobs that even Americans are not willing to do.

18.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9218    πŸ” 2601    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 167

Am I wrong? πŸ˜‰

18.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3059    πŸ” 433    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 16

Beardsley was probably the best I’ve seen at both dinking a keeper and chipping a one.

14.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A husband said to his wife.

"The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street except one..."

Wife replies "I bet it's Paula."

A husband said to his wife. "The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street except one..." Wife replies "I bet it's Paula."

🀣 #joke #meme

11.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

That Park assist / Neave hattrick goal for #nufc u21s

08.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz349bs

08.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 495    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

Your welcome

08.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LIVE | Boston United v Newcastle United PL2 | National League Cup YouTube video by Enterprise National League

www.youtube.com/live/7ro4J-N... for anyone wanting to watch it #NUFC kicks off in a few mins

08.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

We flounced out of the EU on the say-so of politicians who lied to us. And what a total shitshow that’s turned out to be. The polar opposite of what they promised. Now the call to flounce out of the ECHR. By the same people. Telling the same lies. Has the country been kicked in the head by a horse?

05.10.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5092    πŸ” 1737    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 72

I’d be going apeshit if that penalty was giving against us. #nufc

01.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fare to Pope, it looked like he got a touch. #nufc

28.09.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck #nufc

28.09.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which is it?

We need ID cards or we don’t need ID cards.

Because Councillor Darren Grimes can’t make up his mind.

25.09.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6

That’s a pen. #nufc

21.09.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relaxed and confident for tonight’s match. I’d usually be bricking it. #nufc 2-1

18.09.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nick Woltemade's first Premier League goal moves him above Danny Simpson, Joe Gomez, and Nick Pope in the Premier League all-time goalscorers table.

13.09.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I wonder why all the media are saying Prince Harry will/will not meet with King Charles, and not say Prince Harry will/will not meet his father?πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

10.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Save our kids"

10.09.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 961    πŸ” 443    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 7
The Telegraph

Rayner tax scandal - Β£40k tax dodge - Statement

Angela Rayner dodges Β£40,000 stamp duty

Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence

[Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday]

Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent

29 August 2025 8:57am BST

The Telegraph Rayner tax scandal - Β£40k tax dodge - Statement Angela Rayner dodges Β£40,000 stamp duty Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence [Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday] Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent 29 August 2025 8:57am BST

The Telegraph

Money > Property > Second homes

How to avoid tax on your second home

From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net

[Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto]

Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer

29 August 2025 1:21pm BST

The Telegraph Money > Property > Second homes How to avoid tax on your second home From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net [Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto] Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer 29 August 2025 1:21pm BST

On the same day in the Telegraph:

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Every time Fuhrer Farage comes up against any kind of scrutiny he folds like a soggy turd.
Our mainstream UK media really need to pull their finger out of their arse, at the moment they can’t even cover the basics.

04.09.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 763    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 10
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South Park Destroys Fox News And Trump SMITE!

Bless South Park for going after these evil bastards!

04.09.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2904    πŸ” 548    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 17

All these Tories lining up to condemn Rayner 🀣

They all defended Hunt’s tax dodge. They all ignored Zahawi threatening a tax journalist.
They all ignored Sunak’s non-dom wife and US green card.

Absolute chancers. Pathetic.

04.09.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 2

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