Jezebel Spirit Vessel

The only people arguing against stopping corruption and organized crime no matter the party, are those protecting it.

I clicked "join" because there was no "bookmark" option and I am also a thirsty hoe-bag for this type of story.

Luna the pittie and Toto the grey tabby. They do noooooot get along. 😆

He thinks he's a dog. Between this and the way he plays fetch, I'm inclined to not disagree. #Caturday

You have to play The Addams Family machine next to Attack On Mars and hit the Mamushka before they'll give you a second glance.

OH GODDAMMIT I WALKED AWAY AND I MISSED IT FUUUUUUU

Putting him next to Reverend Al Sharpton was also a choice...

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Sorry, no singles on me...

I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM!

The only recent thing I got into was dune prophecy and what we do in the shadows wrapped up but that's it really.

Working overnight lab courier holidays 3rd shift life. Merry Christmas and Chanukkah and Kwanzaa and Good Day Eh?

Coat the noms in some olive oil, then when it inevitably topples into the glass, you now have a festive chardonnay vinaigrette.

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He and 45 flew Epstein Air together. Just watch.

Ours: Toto the cat trying to claim our new sectional for himself before we got it in place, Luna the dog with her "I like people food" look.

Bonus: Pandora the unofficial mascot and emotional support ferret for our kid's marching band, giving out cuddles and wiggles to all.

Not bodega cat!!! Nooooo

@bodegacats.bsky.social

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My first thought was, That's all?

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Man he's such a creep. I never thought I'd be sympathetic towards a higher-up Imperial officer. But I agree with you, she would totally top him dead dove style.

What a handsome boi!

As much as I loved the movie, you're not wrong. The song "I'm Just Ken" really nailed that point home. He just brought the wrong kind of masculinity back from "reality" to Barbieland and then it took a mom and daughter from "reality" to reset everything.

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You know I'm normally on board for a good p-spot scene but with those two?

Was there yuan or riyal funding involved? If so then they probably had some, umm, editing input...

I was looking to download hootsuite for all my socials but it doesn't look like #bsky is on it. Did I miss it or is there another similar app this is on? #bskysupport

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(**peeks out from behind shrubbery**)

Did Thanos just snap his fingers in E-lawn's face because the ex bird app just went all brain-go-brrr on me.

PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗

When facing the "All we need is STEM!" approach to education, my usual response is: Developing the vaccine was the STEM problem; distribution & getting shots in arms was the Social Science problem; getting people to trust it & combatting misinformation was the Humanities problem-- which did we fail?

I dose up with 4 naproxen or 4 extra strength excedrin (depends on how you tolerate caffeine). I also bust out my sunglasses and wear them in the house. HTH.

That moment when you have to pull up a YouTube video to show jiffy lube people how to change your right side headlamp because Ford decided to fuck with everyone and put the access point in the wheel well and not the normal place like the left side headlamp is...