Sindy Parkins

I'm rubbing a corn cob on my clit, giving my nips a little twist

I have an ICBM stuck in my pussy

I have Moses beat, as my flow is so heavy, I can turn the entire Nile red.

Like Moses, a lot of fish may die. However, my vagina will continue to smell like fish.

Same tho gurl. I fart like crazy and had to take the batteries out of my carbom monoxide alarm. I've been recommended to get a catalytic converter installed on my booty hole to save the environment. Apparently I'm a hazard like Typhoid Mary

Trump says the stock market is going to go boom. Last time an orange-colored man told me he would make me go "boom" he stuck his tiny fists up my bussy and gave me a terrible prolapse. He left my asshole in ruins and then he tried to grab me by the pussy

Only if you're also into mouth to lap resuscitation, this canyon needs some yodeling

Trump gives Xenomorph acid blood energy when he talks

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I love cosplaying Ivanka Trump so several men (including my presidential daddy) all get a chance at playing Baby Daddy Russian Roulette, if I'll end up having a litter of fasicts fucks instead, or if I'll just terminate the pregnancy in the 9th month and surprise everyone that it was Ozempic!

This guy with hairy and coarse pubes just gave my pussy rugburn. Oddly enough, my pussy was already burning before the rugburn

When I squirt, I need plastic on the walls, otherwise I'm painting the room

You know you've gotten older when your beef curtains hang lower than your penis

I prefer to dildo-smack Nazis when possible

GOPP = Group Of Prolapsed Pussies

Drop something PURPLE

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It's one of those nights where there's a salsa party being thrown by my crotch critters, or it feels like a salsa party because IT BURNS

Es mi deporte favorito, y deportes de aguas también

I love getting baseball bats slammed against my taint

I want my clit to touch your tonsils

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Excuse ME

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K

I do my hair this way too. But more the hair down there. People aways ask me why my taint is so hairy, I just say the carpet doesn't match the drapes 🥺

Elon Musk and Donald Trump being totally gay for each other. Just imagine the sexy things they'll get up to tonight after a long day of getting their fascist takeover 1/3rd complete! You will never recall another time in your life where you haven't projectile vomited this hard!

Awe, they're making each others' dreams come true and stomping on the rest of ours' in the process. How CUTE. I bet Trump is the greedy bottom and Elon Musk has some messed up scat and puke fetish

If these tampax pads could talk

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What it feels like

I'm very sexually active. I just got back from Steamworks, I can feel it dribbling down my leg, and I can feel them swimming

Excuse me where am I in this? I know I looked coked out but I'm sexxxxy

Raw, next question