BeHave Yourself [MA/MSEd/BCBA]

I can’t believe they let Mike Johnson out of toon town for this.

Testing testing 1 2

I am not editing this nonsense so you’re gettin it rraaaawwwww


Also this upload keeps failing so testing is NOT going well

Let’s bring some TikTok drama over to whatever this app is called I already forget

And a little Amanda Bynes love to round it all out.

More recents from TikTok

Let’s take a gamble on importing rank crassness. FKD every day.

Importing recents from TikTok.

Importing some recents from TikTok. But I talk too much and most of my videos are longer than 3 minutes.

Chronic penis insufficiency

Student loan borrowers are about to get hit hard en masse.
Unable to recertify ANY IBR/IDR plans. My payments will increase from about $500/month to almost 2k/month. Only options are forbearance, default, or suddenly magically make double my income.

Yeah we’ll see I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Always nice to get an email from your retirement plan agency telling you not to panic and sell everything because stocks keep plummeting. I personally address market volatility by ignoring my finances and hoping for a Luigi.

Shitty Redbox-tier movies are money laundering, right? RIGHT?

They have to be.

THEYRE MAKING THE MICE TRANS

Huge town halls/rallies/demonstrations.

I wish I could tell all my work stories publicly because some of the shit that you deal with working in public ed is wiiiiiilllllld

$100 says Elon was the hacker 😂

v E r Y c O n T r O v E r S i A l S a L u T e

Stg if after surviving all this nonsense I get MEASLES I am going to be so gd annoyed

Clever activists are placing these stickers in bathrooms to draw attention to the intrusive surveillance state Trump and the GOP are forcing on us all.

We haven’t been directly impacted from this yet. It’s still falling apart for all the same reasons it was already falling apart. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They don’t care if the US crumbles. They don’t care if people suffer and die. They seek to own the world. They will do whatever it takes. They will just retreat to their high towers when things get messy. And they’ll pop out again when they see their next opportunity.

Journal On the subtlety of avoidance

Quick read related to my thoughts on the subtlety of avoidance

open.substack.com/pub/behaveyo...

Just learned the hard way that shipping protection is now a thing you need to opt out of at online checkout lest you unwittingly pay an extra $15 for your “free” shipping 😑

The #1 most frustrating thing about my job is how easy it is for any one outside actor to completely derail it

One advantage of getting the flu at this precise moment is I literally don’t have the energy for news.

Apparently my body is rejecting another 🤡 presidential term by giving me a sudden 100.2 fever. Can you survive 4 years with a fever? 😩

My insides trynna be my outsides - a memoir

I’m so fucking cozy

How am I supposed to get anything done when I am so cozy