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Just another pissed off pastry. ๐Ÿ’— ยค Achtentachtig kleine kacheltjes ยค

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Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."

Follow me for more etiquette tips. ๐Ÿ˜

08.01.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13579    ๐Ÿ” 1179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 218    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

It's always a delicate dance with new social media to decide what to incorporate. All of my other handles are EXTREMELY compartmentalized and curated (my smut, my politics, my normie shit) but I'll be damned if it's not fun to shake them up every once in a while just to scare folks. ๐Ÿ˜‚

23.02.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Emails2DOGE

Anyone else:
1. Lookup plans for guillotines,
2. Source some union-made steel,
3. Order a load of lumber,
4. Level an 8x8 pad, and
5. Weave a large basket?

23.02.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 239    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Hello, world. ๐Ÿ’—

23.02.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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