Westy and the K.I.A.’s

Horseshit skeptics are questioning whether it can replace the entire economy. "They just don't understand the future," says man entirely covered in horseshit

Earth is likely to cross a key climate threshold in two years A new World Meteorological Organization report spells the end of the world’s most famous climate goal.

Earth will warm 1.5 degrees Celsius above preindustrial levels in just two years, new data shows. Irreversible tipping points — like the melting of Arctic ice sheets or the collapse of coral reefs — are closer at hand than previously believed.

MURRAY: Will you allocate the $220m for literacy programs that Congress appropriated?

McMAHON: We're looking at the unallocated dollars to determine which of those programs we can best spend on

MURRAY: Those funds were appropriated. It looks to me like the dept is illegally impounding funding

He Built an Airstrip on Protected Land. Now He’s in Line to Lead the Forest Service.

He Built an Airstrip on Protected Land. Now He’s in Line to Lead the Forest Service.
Michael Boren, nominated by President Trump, is accused of threatening trail workers with a helicopter, building an airstrip without a permit and putting a cabin on federal property.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/03/c...

if you thought stephen miller hated immigrants before

The US Is Storing Migrant Children’s DNA in a Criminal Database Customs and Border Protection has swabbed the DNA of migrant children as young as 4, whose genetic data is uploaded to an FBI-run database that can track them if they commit crimes in the future.

NEW: The US government has collected DNA samples from 133,000+ migrant children and teenagers and uploaded them into CODIS, a national criminal database originally built for convicted sex offenders and violent criminals, according to documents reviewed by WIRED.

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., wearing a suit and tie, is sitting at a table. A headline reads: "White House Health Report Included Fake Citations." Photo by Eric Lee/The New York Times.

The Trump administration released a report last week that it billed as a “clear, evidence-based foundation” for action on a range of children’s health issues. But the report, from the Make America Healthy Again Commission, cited studies that did not exist. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/w...

It’s been around since 1983.

hey man, fuck you

twitter is down

Kleya pushing granny in a space wheelchair on Andor

“when I saw Star Wars, we were led to believe Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker were two different people”

“Ok, grandma, let’s get you to bed”

this is with no exaggeration a david duke line

Federal judge dresses down Alina Habba:

"Your role is not to secure convictions at all costs, nor to satisfy public clamor, nor to advance political agendas. Your allegiance is to the impartial application of the law, to the pursuit of truth and to the upholding of due process for all."

Pentagon spent at least $21 million on flights to Guantanamo, which currently holds 32 migrants. - NBC

A probation officer in Oregon was fired for using a Nazi salute at work. An arbitrator restored his job Wasco County Sheriff Lane Magill said he'll fight the order to bring the officer back. “We ... will not allow antisemitic behavior at our office," he said.

Ya gotta wonder, where on earth would a probation officer in rural Oregon get the idea that casually giving Nazi salutes is just a fun, jokey sort of thing one can do around other people with impunity? [cough] Elon [cough] www.oregonlive.com/pacific-nort...

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

I just really, really, really want to watch the next Federalist Society meeting where they have to pretend Jeanine Pirro is a serious, good choice.

TAKE IT FEDERALISTS
THAT’S RIGHT, TAKE IT ALLLLLLLL

MERKLEY: Are you gonna launch an investigation of the reported violation of the due process of several hundred people?

P: It is not for me to call the balls & strikes

M: You haven't read the Constitution? It says 'all persons'...it concerns me you're not familiar w/the core concept of due process

Dude lol

“Do you swear to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States?”

“I don’t know.”

Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.

The billboards between SFO and the city are the most insane tech gobbledygook acronym mashup aimed at…purchasing managers? Only thin that rivals them is defense contractor ads on Metro.

And there you have it.

The average American has three friends.

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.