pumpkin bars + salted cream cheese frosting + homemade sprinkles 🎃

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all

Chimpanzee lady making me cry at my desk on a Sunday morning was not on my to-do list, but here we are.

Thank you, Doctor Goodall. ❤️

A sign with a funny saying.

Can’t take credit for the saying. But 😆

Feel free to drill a hole in my skull and suck whatever you want out of there with one of those thick bubble tea straws.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

A bearded man in a caramel colored cardigan with a grey wood grain print and a bright orange tank underneath. He’s smiling at the camera. One wall behind him is deep green, the other is light tan with a window and a mirror on it

Nothing like a cozy Sunday, hope you’ve had a great one so far!

A bright rainbow arcs across a cloudy sky, its vivid colors standing out against the gray backdrop. The rainbow appears just above the rooftops of a suburban neighborhood, with power lines, trees, and palm fronds framing the scene. The strong bands of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and violet are clearly visible, creating a striking contrast with the stormy atmosphere.

A bright rainbow arcs across a cloudy sky, its vivid colors standing out against the gray backdrop. The rainbow appears just above the rooftops of a suburban neighborhood, with power lines, trees, and palm fronds framing the scene. The strong bands of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and violet are clearly visible, creating a striking contrast with the stormy atmosphere.

Check out this wild double (triple?!) rainbow situation I saw yesterday in a very scenic strip mall parking lot. 😅🌈

Clearly this precious baby has seen things…

A beard man with glass in a sweaty blue sleeveless gym shirt flexing his right bicep and taking a selfie in the mirror of a gym bathroom

I always feel so awkward posing/flexing, but arm day got me good today

Illustrations of four types of pasta with small tubes labelled "Rigatoni" and big tubes "Bigatoni" and then curly pasta "Fusilli" and straight pasta "Fuserious".

It just makes sense

2 images from hackers as characters converse. "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." "Zero Cool crashed 1.507 systems in one day, biggest crash in history. Front page New York Times August 10, 1988"

Never forget today, when, on this day in 1988, Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day.

I swear I’ve tried to change, but we all have our flaws 😂 I’m glad you got to enjoy yours!

I love everything about fall, except pumpkin spice. Idk, it’s like some people with cilantro, I want it to hit, but if just doesn’t 😩

A beard man in an orange tank top. His hairy is disheveled and he’s looking quite sleepy

Slow start on a sleepy Sunday

a tiny aloe plant with a post it note that says LEAVE ME ALONE! TRYING TO LIVE >:(

tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house

I’m watching a live stream

Juvenile Heermann's gull (very dark all over) in flight, flying over very very shallow water. Flying to the right maybe two feet off the ground. It's shadow is to the right. Just below the shadow is a reflection on the sheen of water.

Got this really cool, ghostly picture by accident the other day in Dillon Beach, CA. It is a Heermann's gull with both it's shadow and reflection.

#birds

I have clicked onto their ads about 40 times and every time I’m like ‘fuck it, I’m getting these’ I see the price and pump the brakes pretty quick 😭 One day though…

Get those gains! 💪

*screams in gay* 😍😍😍

A dark green Husky Boy brand t-shirt with Husky Boy on the left chest and the phrase “Smoke good. Drink good. Eat. Sleep. Fuck.” on the back

A pair of brightly colored lifting shorts from Kill Crew in a very bright 80’s inspired abstract pattern with blue, green, pink and purple in black

me: I’m not certain this workout outfit would fix me, but I’m willing to try…
my wallet: the fuck you are 😒

Sounds like you had a good workout! 😂

various october themed things like pumpkins, tree with orange leaves, cozy sweater, a black cat, pumpkin spice lattes and candles, bats, etc. with a silhouette of someone on their hands and knees and text that reads: “i believe in october supremacy”

We see on the foreground left the back of the right side of a man standing. To the right, a beautiful woman in a a khaki dress and shirt or coat. And on the far right is Doc Savage wearing white chaps boots, and a blue sleeveless colored shirt to reveal his massive manly muscles as he says, “… That is far too many references to MICHIGAN to be near COINCIDENCES – – LOOK OUT!!“ He and the woman react to the loud THUD sound effect, and something starting to break through the floor at their feet.

A space whale with glowing blue markings soars upward in front of a large pink circle, resembling a distant planet or moon. Its head is adorned with a crystalline horn.

A colossal purple space whale floats through space, pink and purple nebula swirling behind them.

Just two galactic girlies swimming through the stars, chasing their dreams (and some space krill) together.

An X-Files poster with a UFO and trees and the phrase “I WANT TO BELIEVE BELAUGH BELOVE”

The vibe I’m bringing to the function