Ben Kritz

Do not mess with Colman's

You say that as if it would be a bad thing.

Yes, please eat shit, hilary.

"Did really well" in an election means absolutely jack, and it's a little embarrassing to see so many congratulating themselves for it. It's a pass-fail. You get elected or you don't. That's it.

Chile bans non-emergency smartphone use by children while at school SANTIAGO, Chile — Chile's parliament on Tuesday approved a law banning the use of smartphones by pupils on school premises, the latest country to restrict such access over concerns for children's ment...

SANTIAGO, Chile — Chile's parliament on Tuesday approved a law banning the use of smartphones by pupils on school premises, the latest country to restrict such access over concerns for children's mental and physical health.

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Can he please die from festering boils

YouTube video by Rammstein Official Rammstein - Deutschland (Official Video)

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Hands down, the best music video ever made.

Shut up loser, you are as effective at stopping trump as wet toilet paper.

The answer to a headline in the form of a question is always "no."

Oh shut up

This is usually the lineup of the next tech bros who will be charged with massive fraud. May as well call it, "30 to stay the hell away from."

Data centers are evil and must be destroyed.

I have been summoned, tomorrow at 4 pm. I am kinda freaking out about it a little bit.

Waymo is evil and must be destroyed.

A PBS News tweet explains how two laid-off USAID employees created a website to match donors with canceled programs, keeping nearly 80 projects running in 30 countries. Below the text is an image of two people—Caitlin Tulloch and Rob Rosenbaum—appearing in a split-screen video interview, each seated in their respective rooms.

Meet two heroes of our times.

I named my fists One and One, because if you buy One you get One free.

This is a reminder that UFOs are a social phenomenon based around people misunderstanding what they see.

And it is a mistake for astronomers and other scientists to pretend otherwise.

On today's episode of "Things No One Asked For"

That's not the R word that came to mind.

Bailando - Video Edit

TU y yo a l fiesta, toda la Noche. open.spotify.com/track/7cG3wf...

Why I think the idea of "cultural appropriation" is bullshit: Because Arla Foods, which is from Denmark, which is the Whitest Country on Earth™️ makes the best "Tex-Mex" shredded cheese mix. Get over yourselves, posers.

SHUT UP I LIKE DAFT PUNK

According to Urban Dictionary, "kiffin" is when you throw up in your mouth a little.

To be fair, I'd be devastated too if I got invited to the white house.

Is Pete Hegseth a piece of shit? is Today's Least Ambiguous Question.

(The answer is yes.)

The cars will still be Volkswagen though.

Cebu W2E project flops. What’s next? LAST week, news reports out of Cebu, later confirmed by local government officials, announced that the private component of the proposed P5-billion waste-to-energy (W2E) project there had thrown in th...

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The Key Figure in the Philippines' Public Works Corruption Scandal WHAT follows below is my two-part column from Tuesday, Nov. 11 and Thursday, Nov. 13 in  The Manila Times,  which is about an old case invol...

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