Nu Metal Gear Solid

For some reason I was the first one they called, but luckily they called my GM after I didn’t answer and he went and took care of it, but I’m the opening manager today so I haven’t slept since and now I get to go count all the inventory to see how much they stole :) I’m so fucking tired.

My store got broken into this morning and let me tell you, there is nothing that gets the adrenaline going like waking up at 4am to several missed calls and a text that says “Stay calm, we are notifying the police.”

Like thanks, I am now the opposite of calm.

THANK YOU SM JESSE I DO MY BEST!!!! 💕

Thank you Marquise!!!! I thought so too, she really gets me ☺️💕

Thank you so much!! 💕💕

The matrimony went well btw 💕

My best friend came to town to be one of the witnesses for my courthouse ceremony and she got me the most beautiful bouquet 😭😭😭

Thank you!! I was so happy how well the fit came together haha.

Isn’t it?? It’s so much more perfect than I could have even hoped 😍

THANK YOU FRIEND I FEEL AMAZING!!! 💕💕

I got the dress I bought for the courthouse next week and I’m LOSING IT I love this whole coord so much 😭😭😭 I’ve wanted this dress for the last few years and it was so worth it ☺️

Thank you friend!!

I’m praying to the hydrocolloid bandage gods today, so we’ll see what happens 🙃

I’m going to the courthouse to get married in a little over a week, so naturally my cat decided to go Rambo on me when I had to take her to the vet this morning 👍🏻

You guys I finally got a demigod pack and pulled the prismatic Espeon 😭😭😭😭

My fiancé has Covid and unfortunately, I’ve been playing Pathologoc 2 too much so I wrapped him up like this.

I got a marketing email from the Chinese company I usually buy my contacts from and they put this at the bottom and I’m peeing myself

You know what, worth it tho. She’s so beautiful

You can see that literally every box is only like… at MOST half filling the space it’s in. The big box was 50% packing material and the figure box was only like 20% Miku lmao.

I need you guys to see the giant ass box that I just carried home (Walked a mile total and carted it onto the crowded bus). The shit I do for Miku, man…

(Kona for scale)

“This game is literally a misery simulator” WRONG it’s an ADOPTION SIMULATOR and I’ll play it as many times as I can!!! But I WILL suffer the entire time.

Being addicted to this game is a form of self harm

It was a beautiful false widow and I’m honestly really glad I got to hold her, I’ve actually never seen one before in person and I don’t really get the opportunity to handle spiders. She was a little bit bigger than a quarter, so fairly big.

(this is her, I love the smiley face on her butt)

I was like “Absolutely but also you actually have a spider in your hair? May I remove that for you?” and I scooped that little bitch off this lady’s head and just held this spider that only wanted to crawl up my arms while she asked me her questions lmfao. Luckily I am a Spider Guy but it felt silly

A customer came up to me with a whole ass spider in her hair today and was like “can I ask you a question?” Girl if the question is “do I have a spider in my hair?” then the answer is yes

Kamille Bidan, Chad Aznable, Paptimus Scirocco, Amuro Ray, and Haman Karn edited to appear as if they’re approaching from a long stretch of road. There is black impact text on the top and bottom, the top reads “We are going to” and the bottom reads “beat you to death.”

This was funnier in my head

ちょっと描いてみたはいいけどこれをXくんにupできる度胸がなかった

I’m gonna end it all fr I can NOT pay 100 bucks EACH for these are you KIDDING ME???

Raiden now guards my weed pen. Don’t ask where his clothes are.