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Vanilla Black

@vanillablack.bsky.social

Vanilla Black. Former Vegetarian Restaurant in London. Known for weird food. Read the Substack- HOW TO OPEN A ‘GROUNDBREAKING’ VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT WITH CASH YOU SWINDLED FROM THE BANK. Funny, and Revealing. https://open.substack.com/pub/vanillablack

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Part 89 Finally Edam cheese, pineapple and mushroom brûlée

On this weeks Post……

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Market day.

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You want this.

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Part 88 This Is How We Do It Patsy, Public Relations and complimentary meals

On this weeks Post. Can we afford to pay for a PR company.

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Made an orange cake.

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Part 87 Serious A PR company, Hipsters and avocados

Hipsters, avocados and a PR company….

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Incredible Hulk courgette.

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Part 86 Bonkers Recipes, tablecloths and a slapped face.

The continuing story of running a restaurant. If you subscribe, it makes us look good.

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New blazer

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Joy

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Pizza Pringles…

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Boris the cat.

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Hi

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Part 85 Eye Of The Tiger Valentine, tomato soup and development chefs

On this weeks Post, eyes, doctors and development chefs.

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25.01.2026 08:14 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Part 84 Road To Nowhere Healthy eaters, Turkish Delight and loo roll.

On this weeks Post, cheques and icy fingers.

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Part 83 I Heard A Rumour Skater girl, Champagne vinegar and inflating wine

On this weeks post, inflating wine….

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More joy….

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Oh joy….

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Part 82 Land Of Confusion A Pit Bull, agar agar and HP brown sauce

Did you know that you can listen to these stories if you can’t be bothered to read.

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04.01.2026 07:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Part 81 For Reasons Unknown A 'full' restaurant, a toppled wheelie bin and a hip replacement.

This weeks Post, a wheelie bin is blown over….

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Part 80 Walking On Broken Glass Hollywood, rattling pans and marzipan pudding.

Catch up with the 14th funniest substack ever….

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22.12.2025 08:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Part 80 Walking On Broken Glass Hollywood, rattling pans and marzipan pudding.

This weeks Post, a production company visit the restaurant…..

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Because we like you so much, have a croissant butter dish.

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Part 79 Delivery Yeast, Smoggies and Brick Lane

This weeks Post, annoying deliveries……

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Part 78 Lucky Star Black bags, a comedian and no Chablis.

On this weeks Post, black bags and Chablis…

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Joy….

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Part 77 Holding Out For A Hero Batman, Fig Newtons and dog walking

This week, we meet with the landlord to tell him that we can’t pay the rent.

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The spirit of Christmas.

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Oh look, nougat liqueur….

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