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Vanilla Black. Former Vegetarian Restaurant in London. Known for weird food. Read the Substack- HOW TO OPEN A ‘GROUNDBREAKING’ VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT WITH CASH YOU SWINDLED FROM THE BANK. Funny, and Revealing. https://open.substack.com/pub/vanillablack
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Market day.
22.02.2026 07:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You want this.
22.02.2026 07:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On this weeks Post. Can we afford to pay for a PR company.
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Made an orange cake.
08.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hipsters, avocados and a PR company….
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Incredible Hulk courgette.
05.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The continuing story of running a restaurant. If you subscribe, it makes us look good.
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New blazer
01.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Joy
01.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pizza Pringles…
29.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boris the cat.
25.01.2026 08:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi
25.01.2026 08:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On this weeks Post, eyes, doctors and development chefs.
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On this weeks Post, cheques and icy fingers.
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On this weeks post, inflating wine….
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More joy….
11.01.2026 08:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh joy….
11.01.2026 08:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you know that you can listen to these stories if you can’t be bothered to read.
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This weeks Post, a wheelie bin is blown over….
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Catch up with the 14th funniest substack ever….
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This weeks Post, a production company visit the restaurant…..
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Because we like you so much, have a croissant butter dish.
20.12.2025 17:19 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0This weeks Post, annoying deliveries……
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On this weeks Post, black bags and Chablis…
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03.12.2025 07:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Joy….
01.12.2025 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This week, we meet with the landlord to tell him that we can’t pay the rent.
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The spirit of Christmas.
29.11.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh look, nougat liqueur….
28.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0