Joseph Douglas

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Being neurodivergent means some days you are one stressor from being a supervillain and other days one step from being a popsicle stick

The Nigerian prince says he has a million dollars in the bank if I send him 500 for fees.

It's the part written in invisible ink in the constitution. The right to make up BS by the president.

Why get facts involved when made up outrage gets a wannabe dictator his attention.

I'm starting to believe that this administration would approve Soylent Green

If you are going to use AI for your essays and comments, please at least stop using the same prompts.

Wait, I guess I'm too harsh, so maybe I should just let them suck at writing.

Nah... that just isn't me.

Mostly because of the disconnect that a certain level of politician has between what is normal for them and what is normal for others.

A 500-dollar haircut for them is a month's rent or a month's groceries for those that they want to get their vote.

I'm seeing no problem with this

I wonder about modern security when your 2-factor verification tells me that I beat 90% of the users.

I beat them doing what? Checking my email?

Didn't they push the narrative a year ago that only criminals wear masks?

Maybe they were right at this point

Every so often it needs to be said.

If you don't like the behavior of someone you font like, if you don't call out the same behavior you do like, you are a hippocrit

It's the same nothing burger he served up the last time

Did they pay the million dollars by check, credit or krugerrand?

Making fun of the Disabled wasn't enough?
Making fun of the poor wasn't enough?
Making fun of the immigrant wasn't enough?
Making fun of your God and religion wasn't enough?

But an AI generated picture of the Pope was finally enough?

Dollar short, but welcome to the party.

Someone save this one for the future book 'How to Build a Cult in Less Than 10 Years.'

It will be the worst seller ghostwritten by a 10-year-old working in an author sweatshop.

They can afford their own. No need to buy secondhand lip gloss.

I wonder where the knee pads were made. You know they weren't made in America.

Did he get the lip gloss from Walmart, target or did Amazon deliver it for him.

Them cheeks ain't gonna kiss themselves.

Don't be surprised if he refers to the declaration as 'a great document, but he could have written it better'.

Soon to be seen in the Remake of Night of the living dead.

This gives a brand new view of 'If brains were gas they wouldn't have enough to drive an ants motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio'.

Wait for it. He will blame it on 'the democrats' who forced him to sign it.

I expect this to be his reasoning in the next couple of days.

The aides play monopoly with him so that he is distracted from adding more gasoline into the dumpster fire.

It isn't working. I think he's tweeting under the table.

Teacher?

Which one of the American values am I supposed to work on? The lying, the cheating, the avoiding of the rights of others?

The financial inability to raise a family with one income? The idea that we are supposed to turn in our neighbor if we don't agree with their choices?

Are we sure he understands the word subsidize? He doesn't seem to understand the word tariff either.

So wait. Just hear me out here.

The guy whose own 'college' ended up being a scam and is being sued into oblivion wants college accreditation to be based on his version of merit and to make sure that historically Black colleges are getting 'quality' educations?

Racist says what?

What's the over/under before this clown gets fired? I'm willing to put a quarter on less than 6 months.

For all of the stuff that has come out of his mouth about the pope, maybe he should not even get an invite. Just send a condolences card.

He has spent years trying to undermine news media reporting against him as 'fake news'. He has spent the past 6 months undermining the judicial system as being bias against him and accusing judges of making illegal rulings.

He knows he won't be arrested and thrown in jail for a few days Whats next

That is the only way that this will change. Otherwise the dumpster fire will keep burning.