This is Duncan. He is a professional barkour athlete. Please do not try this at home. 13/10

This is the weaponization of government—full stop.

If you speak out against them—or in this case do your job—they will come for you.

What we’re seeing with @replamonica.bsky.social is a political stunt, and we won’t stand for it.

a large german shepherd mix puppy sits outside. he's supporting himself up with his front legs in a wide stance. he looks at the camera with big glossy eyes, and his ears slightly lopsided.

an x-ray of Chonky Monk's hips reveal a severely broken femur.

a vet tech holds up Chonk in the waiting room. his front legs are sticking straight out in front of him. we just want to reach out and hold his giant paw.

This is Chonky Monk. He is the biggest 7-month-old puppy we've ever seen. He was hit by a car (again, how could you not see him?) and left with a broken femur. You can help Chonk get the surgery he needs below ❤️‍🩹

15outof10.org/chonky-monk/

"My Hotel tried to charge me $10 extra for air-conditioning."
"That wasn't cool."

Rep. Julie Johnson to Noem: "Are you aware that ICE agent jackets are available on Etsy for $20? Anybody can throw a mask on and run around and terrorize people of color without any regard for the law because your agency does not have proper protocols to make sure your agents are clearly identified"

BREAKING: We're suing to stop an Oklahoma law that threatens many noncitizens with arrest, prosecution, and banishment from the state — all in violation of federal immigration law.

We’re thrilled to announce that Ume, our adorable three-month-old tapir calf, is ready to begin exploring her public habitat at the Asian Forest Sanctuary, starting this Friday at 10:30 am alongside her mom, Yuna!

Learn more, www.pdza.org/event/ume-de...

The Supreme Court Case on Trans Health Care, Explained. | ACLU The court will soon hear a landmark legal challenge brought by the ACLU against a ban on hormone therapies for transgender youth.

In the coming weeks, the Supreme Court will decide if states can ban lifesaving medical care for transgender youth.

The ruling will have major implications for the future of trans rights — and everyone's freedom to access essential health care.

Me on hour 14 of dragging Republican Medicaid cuts for filth and giving them no end in sight

the median voter: the president has a big lever in his office which makes things expensive

me, an idiot: actually inflation is the result of macroeconomic forces

Teacher Can Tell Child With Spiky Hair, Sunglasses Comes From A Rad Home TUCSON, AZ—Expressing concerns after she observed several of the telltale warning signs, fourth-grade teacher Patricia Cormac told reporters Wednesday that she could tell a student in her class with spiky hair and sunglasses came from a rad home. “When you’ve been in this profession as long as I have, little behavioral tics like skateboarding into […]

“When you’ve been in this profession as long as I have, little behavioral tics like skateboarding into school 10 minutes late or repeatedly hitting classmates with a thumbs-ups can be a red flag that a child is experiencing some totally sick behavior behind the scenes,”
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This is Waylon. He is only 7 months old but already knows how to sit, shake, spin, speak, and several other tricks. Up next is Microsoft Excel. 13/10

Quite something.

3 children who are US citizens — including one with cancer — deported with their mothers to Honduras, lawyers and advocacy groups say | CNN Three US citizen children were deported to Honduras with their mothers last week, including a 4-year-old receiving treatment for metastatic cancer, according to the families’ attorneys and civil right...

Trump’s ICE deported 3 American kids.
One is 4 years old with stage four cancer.
Another’s mom is pregnant.

No meds. No prenatal care. No due process.

This ain’t “tough on immigration”—it’s sick.

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids
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two photos side by side. in the left photo, a dog is leaning out the driver window of a red vehicle toward a drive-thru window. in the right photo the dog has entered the establishment through the window, only his hind end sticking out.

This dog got a little impatient waiting for his pup cup. Decided to make sure everything was going alright in there. 14/10

Musk has placed the entire staff of the U.S. Interagency Council on Homelessness (USICH) on administrative leave.

a dark brindle frenchie sits on a blue dog bed basking in some natural light. his tongue is sticking out of the entire right side of his mouth somehow, rippling in and out and pressing his jowl up slightly on that side. from the other side of his mouth, he’s working on the most impressive stalactite of spit bubbles we’ve seen in many years. like five large-ish bubbles are stacked vertically, and each one is covered with smaller tiny bubbles for added texture.

This is Mugi. He wants to know what you're staring at. It's like you've never seen a four-story drool bubble before. 13/10 (IG: mainichi_mugi)

Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block

Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block

a scruffy white pup with light brown patches on his ears, back, and tail walks toward the camera with a soft smile on his face. one of his front paws is lifted slightly and his tail is upright in a slightly blurry wag.

This is Valentino. He is a senior pup who was spotted by a photographer while on a walk in the streets of Italy, and we can see exactly why a photoshoot was necessary. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

BREAKING: The House passed a budget framework that would slash billions in Medicaid funding.

Medicaid is a lifeline for tens of millions of Americans, including people with disabilities, women, seniors, and children. The Senate must reject these dangerous cuts.

This is what a deal with the devil looks like👇

@housegop.bsky.social JUST VOTED TO CUT Medicaid, SNAP benefits, school meals, & housing assistance all in exchange for giving corporations & billionaires a tax cut all at the  expense of the middle class.

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I'll tell you what I didn't get done last week.

I didn't fire every federal employee and/or agency investigating my companies for unethical and illegal conduct.

You?

Information was shared illegally. A career employee at the Social Security Administration provided unauthorized access to data to Elon Musk’s staffers. This employee, Leland Dudek, a data analyst, was recently promoted to acting commissioner by Trump.

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration over the vice president’s continued presence in both the White House and his life, President Donald Trump was reportedly unsure Monday about what department he had to cut to make JD Vance go away. “I’ve tried the Education Department, USAID, the FBI, and still he keeps showing up,” said Trump, who lambasted the […]

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away
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A spiral galaxy with its arms in red and orange with some star clusters into them. The centre is very bright. Background galaxies can be spotted everywhere, appearing red.

New JWST data dropped today, so here's my processed image!! 🔭

This is the NGC-3147 galaxy, located 130 million light years away, seen by NIRCam. That spiral form is so satisfying to see!

HD: flic.kr/p/2qNkvdo