Why is it when humans eat noisily (crunch crunch crunch lipsmack lipsmack lipsmack slurp slurp slurp) itβs disgusting, but when cats do it, itβs cute?
16.02.2026 13:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@doomscrollbreak.bsky.social
I do my best doomscrolling at 3am. Located near the middle Finger Lake.
Why is it when humans eat noisily (crunch crunch crunch lipsmack lipsmack lipsmack slurp slurp slurp) itβs disgusting, but when cats do it, itβs cute?
16.02.2026 13:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#lifegoals
14.02.2026 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@weratedogs.com absolutely on point here. 14/10, no notes
10.02.2026 20:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another banger not in English
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post a banger that isnβt in English
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There is no hell hot enough
07.02.2026 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You said it Divine.
06.02.2026 16:45 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I love this for him
06.02.2026 12:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To be fair, I think itβs more like raw milk nonsense had to start in the suburbs, where everything is manicured to the nth degree. People in cities know that life can be gross and dirty.
04.02.2026 15:25 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs hard to keep track of all the grifts going on - is he an investor in an ai med startup company?
03.02.2026 11:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Womp, and I mean this sincerely, womp
01.02.2026 10:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
24.01.2026 22:03 β π 9985 π 2526 π¬ 80 π 45Be kind to yourself- listen to this podcast, bake a cake, go outside and play in the snowβ¦. Something, anything to give yourself a break.
25.01.2026 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you need a doomscroll break/mental cleanse from the past few days (and I am sure you do)- check out this episode of One Song breaking down the elements of the βis it disco?β classic βUpside Downβ by Diana Ross:
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Guns for me, but not for thee
25.01.2026 05:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tapping the sign
24.01.2026 17:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Framed artwork depicting Captain Picard in a stylized Earl Grey tea advertisement for Federation Tea Co Ltd.
Mildly obsessed with this print I found at a nearby thrift shop yesterday:
20.01.2026 12:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But will you be able to hear any of the music over the sound of the boots being licked?
13.01.2026 16:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hairy eyeball monster holding a sign saying βwe live in the dumbest timelineβ
11.01.2026 11:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt need to watch that video to know that ICE is lying thru their teeth about what happened.
07.01.2026 18:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today is a good reminder to turn off auto play for gifs and videos in your settings.
07.01.2026 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Doomscroll break!
Honey Drippers -Impeach the President (1973)
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A Google doodle logo where the oβs in Google are replaced by a bad AI rendition of some non-anatomically correct bright pink knitting. The two needles look like a weird broken screw, there arenβt enough stitches, and itβs all very ugly and low effort. Thereβs a link: βMake a plan for 2026 resolutions with Al Modeβ
huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters thatβs fun
02.01.2026 00:47 β π 1386 π 316 π¬ 56 π 146With weak chins.
01.01.2026 21:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs accurate.
01.01.2026 18:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say what you want about Billy Joel, but this is a great βband plays the song in a roomβ video. Also, nose candy may have been involved:
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I saw this at a friendβs house on Halloween once and was freaked out for WEEKS:
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I always loved the weirdo videos:
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