Glonzo Journalism

Gross.

Oh boy.

Half a brain is approximately 100% more brain than either of Mario Cuomo’s failsons have.

He's putting on weight and sonnenrad tattoos for the role.

You’re really cool, bud.

Heckuva job, America.

Of course—traffic to google.com has never been better!

This is the perfect endorsement for Cuomo.

Leftistly backing into an argument against the Voting Rights Act

Nathan J Robinson @NathanJ Robinson one of the things I don't understand about redistricting is: Okay, so the right "rigs" districts. But why don't you just try to persuade the voters in those districts to vote for you? If Democrats had a winning message no amount of gerrymandering could stop them. 12:59 PM • 8/6/25

Actually impressive to have spent this much time and energy writing about politics and still be this stupid

dude, your soda and your boots rock

Women shouldn’t hold office, says GOP woman now running for office “I don’t know if I would vote for any female,” said state senate hopeful Mylie Biggs, the daughter of GOP Rep. Andy Biggs.

HOW IS THIS NOT THE FREAKING ONION www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/female-...

well if the child sex trafficker whose life is Donald Trump's hands says Donald Trump is innocent I guess that settles it. can't ask for a more credible character witness.

Biz probably slipped the bear a few salmon to do go after Buoy.

Sarepta hired a Trump-connected firm to lobby on Duchenne treatment Sarepta Therapeutics hired a Trump-connected lobbying firm after the death of a teenage boy treated with its Duchenne muscular dystrophy therapy Elevidys.

Sarepta Therapeutics hired a Trump-connected lobbying firm after the death of a teenage boy treated with its Duchenne muscular dystrophy therapy Elevidys.
www.statnews.com/2025/08/06/s...

Arriving en masse in a nondescript rental truck is a tactic white supremacist agitators have recently developed www.npr.org/2022/06/11/1...

The Banality of Weasel Donald Trump’s top economist isn’t necessarily a dumb man. He’s just not a strong one.

NEW: The banality of weasel—on Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett.

"He's not the sort of guy you’d expect to join in an authoritarian purge. But that's precisely what he's done."
www.thebulwark.com/p/the-banali...

Combating Domestic Violent Extremism Is No Longer a FEMA Priority Documents obtained by WIRED show FEMA plans to direct states and tribes to halt activities intended to combat domestic violent extremism so as to align with "current administration priorities."

NEW: Documents obtained by @wired.com show that FEMA plans to direct states and tribes to halt activities intended to combat domestic violent extremism --- so as to align with "current administration priorities."

read @mollytaft.com:

In related news, chair of the LA Olympics task force also named Chief Female Dressing Room Inspector

Truth Social’s AI does not consider Maxwell trustworthy.

It didn't make my post but was shocked to see the steady decline of league wide save percentage over the last 10 seasons and that 2024-25 was the lowest since 1995-96.

TIL neither EA nor the NHL know what “deluxe” means.

Companies voluntarily participating in the state’s surveillance dragnet. Bad on a number of levels.

yeah, Hegseth is really demonstrating why America's supply of nasty-ass Confederate statues need to be destroyed, not just tucked away somewhere for "historical" reasons

Google says hackers stole its customers' data in a breach of its Salesforce database | TechCrunch Google confirmed that one of its cloud-stored Salesforce databases was breached, exposing its customer data. Google attributed the breach to a hacking group, ShinyHunters, known for breaking into Sale...

NEW, by me: Google has confirmed that some of its customers' data was stolen in a recent breach of one of its Salesforce databases.

Google attributed the hack to ShinyHunters, a group known for hacking into Salesforce instances using voice phishing attacks.

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Citizen Lab director warns cyber industry about US authoritarian descent | TechCrunch Ron Deibert, the head of the prominent digital human rights groups Citizen Lab, sounds the alarm at the Black Hat security conference about the "dramatic descent into authoritarianism," but one that t...

Citizen Lab director warns cyber industry about US authoritarian descent techcrunch.com/2025/08/06/c...

Fair.

“Unlike the left, we don’t believe in erasing American history — we honor it.” Oh, we see.

Senator Marsha Blackburn Will Run for Governor of Tennessee

WTF did Tennessee do in a past life?

Welp. Via @kff.org:

70% of Democrats definitely/probably WILL get the COVID booster shot

78% of Republicans definitely/probably WON'T get the COVID booster shot