August

Lmao talking about mental health awareness while showing sad Dodger fan faces. Is this intentional? Is this just something they do in baseball?

I have just been informed that Kiké Hernandez is younger than I am. My bones crumble into dust

Uncle Kiké looking like he woke up late for his cocaine deal after the Grateful Dead concert. But honestly I love his style

I want Kiké Hernandez to be my weird uncle.

I got in bed at halftime but was awoken with an unshakable feeling that it’s Aaron Rodgers hater hours

Interviewer: How does it feel to win a big game today?? 😀

CJ Stroud: I am a sinner and I will burn in Hell. 😐

Oh no are the Jets about to win a game?

Houston is cleaning up against other teams’ practice squads this year.

A niche interest that I try to jam over and over again into a story shape and then when I actually manage to wring a story out of it, the original niche interest has all but disappeared from the text

Listening to football commentators is like reading an author try to stuff exposition in unnatural places. “The third-year veteran out of Texas makes the sack” = “the green-skinned biochemist from the desert planet Zigrazab takes a sip of her coffee.”

Thank you! I will try to hold my horses haha

Hi, Keir! Hate to ask via public comment, but didn't see another way to reach out. You liked one of my pitches, and I'd love to send you my query package, but I have an open query with one of your colleagues at Azantian. Should I wait until I hear back from them before sending my query to you?

Pitchers are wizards. Change my mind.

Thank you, Lorian!! I promise I am better at writing books than I am at writing pitches

Mised Connection:

You: Charming waiter-cum-spy who agreed to help me rob the fancy hotel where you work before we fell in love, and you ratted me out and got me sent to prison.

Me: Very forgiving former thief who just wants to talk, I promise. 🤞🔪

Don't worry, I'll find you

#DVpit #F #A #LGBT #TV

Didn't realize I was into gay trucker apocalypse cult stories until just now

Great stakes in that final sentence! (I didn't intend the pun at first, but now I do)

Kill Bill x Oliver Twist for the gays

Maksim pulled himself up by his bootstraps. So what if he stepped on a few necks to do it? Frankly, snitching on his former lover—who is a criminal, mind you—is the least of his sins. But it is the one he’s going to have hell to pay for. #DVpit #F #A #LGBT #TV

"enemies-2-a-giant-mess" 😍

Thank you! 🖤

10 years ago, petty thief Lukyan’s partner sent him to jail and their mentor to the gallows. Now, Lukyan is free and on the hunt for his erstwhile lover. They say the best revenge is living well, but “they” have never tried plunging a knife into the chest of their lying ex. #DVpit #F #A #LGBT #TV

Love the gendered role reversal with the guard and prince!

Love the imagery! Very atmospheric

NTA! If you haven't accidentally started an apocalypse, have you really lived?

What if we planned a heist together… But all you stole was my heart? 👉👈🥺

And then traded it to an imperial official in exchange for hard cash?

Financial advice for your ill-gotten gains: invest in bodyguards. #DVpit #F #A #LGBT #TV

Kill Bill x The Spear Cuts Through Water

In CURSED & CHEATED, gay con artists fall in love, plan a heist, get betrayed, and plot revenge in a fantasy world inspired by Imperial Russia. #DVpit #F #A #LGBT #TV

I like Mike Tomlin, but it’s a great time to be an Aaron Rodgers hater. Sorry for your partner, though 😔

I deleted Reddit recently, but one thing I really miss about it is that I could easily join a conversation about how much Aaron Rodgers sucks. Here, I can only shout into the void about how much Aaron Rodger’s sucks.

The Lion & The Owl: Invasion (Illustrated Gay Novella) Roman and Druid lock eyes in battle, setting off a turbulent flirtation marked by death, vengeance, and the theft of a beloved horse.

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