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Dr. Kurtis Hanlon

@kurtishanlon.bsky.social

A lecturer in premodern Japanese Language and Literature at Yale University. Researching literature, especially waka, and its intersection with play. Designated departmental baker (he/him) Signal: kurtishanlon.33

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It was amazing. We hadn't been in the area for months, and when we walked past they immediately came down and gave us the "food?" glare. Corvids are incredible.

03.12.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That image made me fly through the Myst opening animation in my head.

03.12.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the new pres at Yale had a "listening session" with contingent faculty, this was what I shot up my hand to ask: what supports/procedures does the university have in place to protect contingent faculty from bad-faith attacks/harassment?

I was actually surprised she rattled off some resources.

01.12.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to know who is vulnerable among us and how we can protect them so they can continue to do their work with integrity.

This is not a "grading essays on controversial topics" problem.

This is a "protecting our colleagues from bad actors" problem.

01.12.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 205    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

December 1st, it's snowing outside and I plan on staying inside all day; I open my Christmas playlist on my Zune media player and press shuffle; the first song that comes on is Last Christmas.

Perfection.

01.12.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually doing Whamageddon at Christmas is a moral failing, you should be listening to Last Christmas at least once a day if not ten

01.12.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 362    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

A sweet sentiment from her, but Sapporo is superior. I once got a 12 pack of Sapporo in Vancouver that came with a little bottle opener shaped like a katana handle with their logo on it.

30.11.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a wonderful piece.

Also, this is superb.

30.11.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I seem to be pretty squeaky clean compared to some of you degenerates I'm mutuals with.

30.11.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you heard it here: reclining is blasphemous i don't make the rules

30.11.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@profanity.accountant

30.11.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, the ad blocker on the browser was fighting Peacock. Got it. All fixed now.

27.11.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. The Peacock stream of the parade sucks. How is it this hard to do live TV in 2025?

27.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't use AI slop. It's a bad look, especially for a university.

27.11.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my anime/manga class I end with "ok, now how do we define anime?" to get them to think about genre and arbitrary definitions and I show them pictures of a King of the Hill DVD I saw in the ใ‚ขใƒ‹ใƒก section of the Shinjuku BookOff.

27.11.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
26.11.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9130    ๐Ÿ” 3040    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

Re putting out there that I consider AI "music" on the same level as the Rick and Morty "human music."

26.11.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tired: AI is/isn't conscious

Wired: AI "won't stand in wonder before the beauty of God's creation"

26.11.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

25.11.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23017    ๐Ÿ” 6628    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 251    ๐Ÿ“Œ 285

LRS: yeah, using poetry to hack LLMs means that the real key to the future is studying poetry. Switch majors, you Stem Scrubs! Or at least take a dang elective!

20.11.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAdversarial poetry.โ€

Love this. Obvs.

20.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 255    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

I think all seat reclining should be illegal, but that's just my 6'3" knees talking.

*Shudder* I just had a flashback to an overnight bus I took from Hokuriku to Tokyo once. That was rough.

19.11.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Day 17. It's freezing here tonight. My brain is broke, so I'm falling back on my waka/bungo knowledge to get me through this one.

ๅˆ้œœใฎ
ใŠใใพใฉใฏใ›ใ‚‹
ๆˆ‘ใŒๅฟƒ
ๆ„Ÿ่ฌ็ฅญใฎๆ—ฅ
ใพใ ่ตทใ“ใฃใฆใชใ„!

The first frost
Settling and puzzling
My heart.
Thanksgiving day
Hasn't passed yet!

Inspired by ็™พไบบไธ€้ฆ– 29.
#kyลka #poem #poetry #็‹‚ๆญŒ

19.11.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Day 17. I'm falling asleep as I compose. I'm about to be in hotels this weekend, and I'm a stomach sleeper who hates fat pillows...

ๆ—…ๅฏใจใฏ
ๅ’ŒๆญŒใงใฟใ‚„ใณใŒ
่…ฐ็—›ใ 

A traveler's sleep
In poetry is refined, and yet
It's back pain

#poetry #poem #senryลซ #ๅทๆŸณ

18.11.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure it felt like quite a BUZZ-kill.

17.11.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.11.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1032    ๐Ÿ” 384    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!

17.11.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1826    ๐Ÿ” 683    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
A yellow bellied slider turtle sits on a carpet with his back legs splayed out and his front legs stretching forward. His mouth is open in a big yawn, accentuated by his closed eyes.

A yellow bellied slider turtle sits on a carpet with his back legs splayed out and his front legs stretching forward. His mouth is open in a big yawn, accentuated by his closed eyes.

Day 10.

ใ‚ซใƒกใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใซ
ไผธใณใฆใ‚ใใณใง
ๆตใพใ‚ŒใŸ

By my turtle
Stretching and yawning
I have been blessed.

11.11.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Day 16. We're super busy, but I started this challenge, so I need to keep going.

ใใฎ้Ÿณใฏ
ๅค–ใฎๅนใ้ขจ?
ไธŠใฎ้šŽ

Is that sound
The wind blowing outside?
It's the floor above...

#poem #poetry #senryลซ #ๅทๆŸณ

17.11.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zoom interviews are definitely making the process easier and more accessible (since it's not limited to people with the grad student cash to travel to conferences). But I've noticed that campus visits seem to be becoming fewer and farther between. But that probably has multiple causes.

16.11.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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