Iron Gaiden

𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑

After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.

Does this mean I’m using “succulent” wrong

When my kids are bad I make them watch the diner scene from Mulholland Drive

ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history

A SKELITEN WHO DOSENT KNOW WHATS GOING ON, EVER, BUT THAT DOSENT STOP THEM!!! MOSTLY BECUASE THERES NO WAY TO ACTUALY STOP ,WE ARE FLUNG THROUGH TIME EITHER EXCRUCIATINGLY SLOWLY OR SO FAST THINGS ARE GONE BEFORE WE EVEN SEE THEM, THE PASSING OF MINUTES OR YEARS NOT SO MUCH A MARCH AS A DERANGED PROGRESS BAR, TICKING AWAY TO 100% BUT SOME TIMES YOU SIT THERE FOREVER STUCK AT LIKE 31% SO WHAT DA FUCK !!! WHAT DA FUCK ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS "NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST, I AM THOUGH, WHERE AM I ,HELP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HELP - dashare.zone ADMIN

Phoenix doesn’t have Punxsutawney Phil so this is how summer is officially announced

Leaving clippings under my pillow for the toenail fairy

Mr Pibb tragically wiped out the entire Pibb tribe by 1927, and RC Cola used to have real RC cars

Isn’t it a sequel to Me, Myself, and Irene or are we talking about a trilogy

I love Amman in cuneiform

It’s the yin to the Jock Jams yang

Face ID is getting out of control

Henry of Freakitz

Visualizing a graveyard beyblade

the whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

If you grind them up and snort them it only takes 3

Cow udders should have bones like fingers

My outfit when I steal stuff in the Cloud District

Is it inverse for bad advice?

If you have diabetes, you can still eat Fun Dip as long as you use a carrot stick instead

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're outside on a lush green planet in summertime. Young ensign Wesley Crusher, in a very large and very brown sweater, is talking to a blond girl in skimpy white outfit. In the background, multiple others are shown in a similar skimpy white outfits that feature a lot of skin. Like, let's just imagine for a moment this culture only has so much white fabric, but a shit ton of people, so they have to ration out only so much white fabric per bits to cover but that's absolutely all they get. That's this planet I think. There's also a dude running who looks weirdly happy. You can tell he's running because he's blurr'd. Ok, back to ol' brown sweater Wes, he's holding up both hands as if to display the size of something. Closed caption reads, "Um, about this long, this thick."

#NoContextValentines

You can charge AirPods this way if you’re wearing them

I can’t define art but it’s this

This is the whole plot of the Polar Express

This is why they say “Christ-like”, he’s just sorta christish

Moms in 1987 watching their kids open Christmas presents

If you ever search for the time on a watch with no hands, then boy do I have the song for you

Letting my wife know dinner was yummy

I’ve lost my William to live

Caught the Wok Mind Virus (thinking about stir-fry)