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The only day of the year I wish I was American (Or maybe your Thanksgiving too because then I could have it twice 🤔)

This could be either Sad Boy Rizz, Piss, Or Jizz, and in all three scenarios I'm picking this mug

president meghan instead?

It is just unnatural. Nala is strictly a cat name and will always be a cat name.

I will die on this hill.

If you name your Dog "Nala" you deserve every bad thing that's ever happened to you.

getting investment in a guy named PAUL is a problem to begin with

Pumpkin hoop

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

be shameless, flirt with her in her replies

Finally a career path I can commit to

I'm so happy we brought back bullying, some people deserve to be shoved into a locker 1998 highschool sitcom style

Every day I wake up and lament the fact that I wasn't born a Raccoon.

My life would be infinitely better and less stressful if my daily routine consisted of bothering people and stealing garbage.

tweet from @BarakRavid: BREAKING: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called on Palestinian civilians in Gaza to "leave now" because the Israeli military is going to "turn all Hamas hiding places into rubble"

AND GO WHERE

The news coming out the last 24 hours literally got me like this.

You don't understand Meghan, everything will be okay if the Palestinians just manifest victory in their thoughts hard enough.

I'm grateful for days like these, especially on a new app, that allow me to weed out insufferable people early 💨

idk who needs to hear this right now, but don’t let that person take you emotionally hostage.

he's just like me (I too lick milk directly from the glass)

I wish there was a gallery system to show off your Baldurs Gate characters because I popped off w him

Thoughts and Prayers to Gojo fans continue on this blessed day where he remains dead

Im sorry Mom

Society every day Gojo Satoru remains dead

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG
BG3 OWL BEAR FROM THE TOP ROPE

Showing up to my law firm tomorrow with 0 work done and telling my boss it was because I spent 4 hours making a sexy Orc in BG3

just had to make sure this is the first thing i ever posted on here

this cat is full of soup