Cinderella Mechanicus

The fact that Nicola Willis apparently doesn’t understand the difference between an asset and a debt explains a lot.

I remember when asset sales were gonna lead to mum and dad shareholders and now we just have mum and dad paying $500 power bills in the winter. The right wing ideology is a scam. It’s a pyramid scheme. It’s useless. It improves nothing.

Watching someone, who I hope was a volunteer, wheel an orange bin of votes down Lambton Quay and into Whitcoulls does not really inspire confidence that local body elections are run at the standard of national ones

When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom

Yes but which ones?

Screenshot of Claire's last skeet with one from the Frog and Toad bot underneath of Frog saying "don't be silly"

This made me so happy

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

One job!

watching this was such a fun way to learn a little about Ethernet

There’s a “quiet posters” feed that I subscribe to because I sometimes find that the frequent posters drown out the less prolific ones

YouTube video by Found Footage Fest Your Cat Wants A Massage!

TIMELINE CLEANSE

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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

photo of a bee covered all-over with bright orange pollen.

this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life

The guy who came up with cornflakes told people to cut bits off their sons’ penises to stop them wanking and they act like it’s invaluable

If there is one thing that they Key government did brilliantly it was the fibre rollout and so of course this National government want to fuck it up

Yanks are unhinged on the topic. They forced replacement of condoms with circumcision as public advice for dealing with AIDS during the Bush years.

Having Vetinari as a main character was a bad choice

Exactly.

Also the metallic sheen for his skin

Not that moral for multi-millionaires, though. None of these people are hard up for cash.

"WHERE IS YOUR PEPE NOW?"

Goldsmith when thugs are breaking into libraries to attack people: New Zealand is a Christian country.

Goldsmith when the ad industry calls: Of course Lord Mammon.

Their recommendations are very good in my experience. I would not have come across the likes of Stromae or First Aid Kit otherwise

Easily the best Predator film

Komissars to ensure doctors provide the acceptable diagnoses.

I don't know how to describe this. A picture of a man with eyebrows that could insulate half of the cold villas of wellington, his suit jacket slung over his shoulder. He's standing on Courtney Place, with notable buildings such as the St James Theatre and Embassy visible. His tie is gold, matching his mayoral chains, and his complexion has been rendered an unnatural bronze hue. He looks like a white rapper who calls himself MC Midas.

But the best one has to be Mark Blumsky, who looks as though he's heard "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" and thought it was a compliment. I expect poorly-spat bars about bitches and hoes.

At least it's part of the actual city, unlike his successor.

A portrait of a woman with a happy smile, wearing a suit and gold mayoral chains. She is in front of a scene of the southern coast of wellington - hills, rocks, and the sea. The anatomy, composition, and colouring are all extremely mediocre, the sort of thing one would expect from a modestly talented kid taking high school art.

As for this effort by Dick Frizzel if ratepayers want to feel ripped off they should look no further than this shithouse effort.

A portrait with a faintly impressionist style of a woman with short hair sat in front of a motorway, wearing the gold chains and robe of the mayoral regalia.

The fact that Kerry Prendegast has her mayoral portrait in front of a motorway sums up everything she did for Wellington: pave over the best bits so some cunts up the coast could spend 5 seconds less in traffic:

I would like to say it's great when they learn a lesson but it's apparently because we voted for a Māori mayor and there are cycle lanes.

A family shoe shop, also my daughters' ballet outfitters, got a huge rent hike that made the business non-viable.

The owner got an extra three months at a discount because the rentier couldn't find a replacement.

Three years later the place is still empty.

Not even the dignity of the War Thunder forums