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The 3 bullies from The Simpsons pointing at Bart and asking "Nice tools Simpson. Did your cow make them for you?" in the top frame. In the bottom frame Bart is holding the saw cow tool in his right hand, the rake cow tool in his left, the blob cow tool with the handle is on the yard, and behind him the cow from the Cow Tools comic is watching on from inside behind the bay windows and bart is responding "Of course she did. Who else would?"
Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive
16.02.2026 10:06 β π 768 π 109 π¬ 4 π 1
My medieval gender and sexuality online courses is starting up again next week, and we have a couple spaces left if you want to come nerd out with me for six weeks.
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21.00 FILM: THE PRINCESS WIDOW Depressing sequel.
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 11/20 by @hamptonoid.bsky.social
16.02.2026 09:00 β π 68 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0
First kΔkΔpΕ chick in four years!!!
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That goose thinks having house plants is a code of conduct violation
16.02.2026 02:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, the taxpayer is giving money to a professional sporting event that is designed to exclude New Zealand players.
16.02.2026 00:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Armour and fancy shoes? Why itβs Cheery Littlebottom!
15.02.2026 23:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Russia has conquered the US with nothing more than troll farms and bribes; very hard power, indeed.
15.02.2026 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I live somewhere where it is a legal requirement to provide two paid 15 minute breaks during a working day and boy is it easy to forget those, and it does make a difference to joy and work output if I take them.
15.02.2026 21:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
So while Home Assistant may have its flaws, I am dead impressed that I powered down a VM in 2021, powered it up this week, and was able to do online upgrades of the HA OS and the application with not a single glitch.
There are not many free or paid products that can achieve that.
Just saw that Xing Zhilei, the Chinese DIY influencer, posted an update on his self-built cat town which went viral last year.
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Itβs supposed to be where you started playing but it only includes NSW and Queensland, so taxpayers are paying for a game no Kiwi player can play in.
15.02.2026 19:47 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
15.02.2026 05:38 β π 1652 π 384 π¬ 35 π 11The man grew up in a country where one group of white people invented the concentration camp to stick the other group of white peoples into.
15.02.2026 17:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Drinking water. Storm water. Waste water. By their powers combined, we have an almighty shitstorm
15.02.2026 08:17 β π 26 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0Even if the LLM did work they way the sales team claim the data sausage it's fed is most likely lips and arseholes.
15.02.2026 04:36 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Can also do state of emergency declarations as year to date (to 15 Feb). In showing it that way I am including fires and floods with sever weather as climate connected. I also checked that it has all been under the same emergency declaration powers through the period, and it has.
14.02.2026 22:39 β π 35 π 18 π¬ 2 π 2Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse. Jason CO @jasonc_nc. 2/8/25 I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist. β’ 24 L7 1.8K 15K Ill 399K ... Max Dubler @maxdubler True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer
So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they donβt understand that bad things can happen.
14.02.2026 20:37 β π 3212 π 789 π¬ 31 π 28
A cartoon illustration of a stern old sea captain with his mermaid wife standing together on a rocky shore in windy weather. Caption reads "They still argued over vacation destinations every year but their love endured."
They had weathered many storms. (Get the print here: gricklemart.com/enduring-love/ ) #grickledoodle #love #valentinesday #print #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
14.02.2026 17:03 β π 227 π 45 π¬ 2 π 3
Subdued Dudes with Loud Suits is an oil painting that depicts a pair of brodalisques reclining in a moody man cave with a blue rug. The man luxuriating on the dark sofa wears a tiger striped suit and poses with his hands behind his head. The dude in the foreground is seated on the floor with his right knee bent, and he is clad in a leopard print suit. Theyβre both draped with white fabrics.
Would you rather wear a tiger stripe suit or a leopard print suit?
Subdued Dudes with Loud Suits. 2025. Oil on Canvas. 60x54β.
#brodalisque #shinestythreads #oiloncanvas #contemporaryart #artsky
Huh, would you look at that.
*stares directly at the camera lens*
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13.02.2026 00:30 β π 496 π 187 π¬ 20 π 75Treasury saying youβve slashed and burned to much!
13.02.2026 08:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A digital flat lay of a femme and unisex white shirt with a three-colour green illustration of a tiny hiker disappearing into a giant forest of Aoteraoa native trees. It says trees please in a psychedelic font.
A digital artwork of a three-colour green illustration of a tiny hiker disappearing into a giant forest of Aoteraoa native trees. It says trees please in a psychedelic font.
A digital detail of a three-colour green illustration of a tiny hiker disappearing into a giant forest of Aoteraoa native trees. It says trees please in a psychedelic font.
First tee of 2026 and it's a BANGER: Trees Please, feat. seven Aotearoa native tree species in a three-colour screenprint of verdant greens, plus painstakingly hand-lettered text (nearly killed me ngl).
Pre-order open: please do pre-order to help gauge demand and secure your size: pepperraccoon.com
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
Science has the answer.
13.02.2026 04:58 β π 17 π 12 π¬ 1 π 1
