Evan Fribourg

I still think about this tweet sometimes

Andre the Garfield

Trump 2025: He who saves his Country does not violate any Law

Hitler 1934: If anyone reproaches me and asks why I did not resort to the regular courts of justice, all I can say is this: I was responsible for the fate of the German people, and thereby I became the supreme judge of the German people.

I can confirm the scream you scremt.

The Fox News commercial during the Super Bowl is making me feel like a hostage.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

We had a Jollibee open up on Alameda Landing a couple months ago! It was also my first time, but now it’s… hmm. I’ve run out of fingers.

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

I was abducted by a New Jersey drone and all I got was this boarding pass stub

I’m an optimist

You can invite your parents and in laws to share one bed that they can’t leave and eat cabbage soup every night and maybe one lucky day your child will earn a cursed ticket to a madman’s nightmare dimension and you’ll all be the better for it. And that’s why I had Elon Musk.

They are both dumb entitled pieces of shit who thought they had the right to play God.

The people valorizing them are equally stupid and equally undermining the rule of law.

A road sign that says DO NOT LET MOOSE

YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.

Tom Bodett must be managing the place.