Benito (he/him)

Anyone I know?

2 deffo

More like CONfusion cuisine. Amirite?

And I respect your choice.

God what a time to be alive.

Hahaha we’ve all been there.

Gonna reply this next time you post 🍑

Absolutely love this. It’s fantastic.

Change your phone theme. Change your life.

Time to bring them back pal!

Now this is a different kettle of fish.

😂😂😂 that’s made me lol so much.

What words would you use, Scott?

I think your image of me is some uneducated child of the woods style character.

Because you literally told me that I’d think you were posh.

Scottttttt…. I thought you were posh?

You know, if you’re using chopped tomatoes rather than crushing plum tomatoes you need to grow the fuck up.

I can’t this Monday. I just cannot be bothered.

When I’m prescribed coast for my consumption (gay) I hope people are like “she was struggling with those children. She was too young to be a governess”

That should be me. I want people to be like where’s Ben? And I’m just running around an attic from the ghosts of my unborn babies.

There is a point when I literally exclaimed “Jesus she’s good” about Ariana.

People loved it when I got naked for No Good Deed.

Drunk and off to see Wicked Part Deux

Hey a helter skelter is still fun

I love those shorts

This post feels very @acuthberto.bsky.social coded

So you think listening to Laura by Bat for Lashes on repeat in the shower is a sign of a mental health downturn?

Sorry to hear that man. It won’t be like this forever.

Manhattan x 3

Mercy