Jocelyn #bringthemhomenow✡️🎗️

“Tomorrow marks two years since the war began.” - @npr.org
You can’t have it both ways, NPR. Either Hamas started the war or tomorrow is the second anniversary of a terrorist attack. Israel was ATTACKED on October 7th. Did the US start the war against Al-Quaeda on September 11, 2001?

To the woman who got my attention to remind me that my coffee was still on the roof of my car: Bless you, I give you a million karma points. May all your lights be green and may the perfect parking spot be open for you.

WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT CRIME RATES @npr.org?!??!! It is NOT about the crime rates. It was NEVER about the crime rates.

What do DC, Baltimore, and Chicago all have in common? And why is this such a hard concept to grasp??!?!!?

Hey @npr.org can we PLEASE stop talking about the national guard deployments to DC like it’s actually related to crime rates?!? IT IS NOT ABOUT CRIME. It has NEVER been about the crime. Taking the administration at its word like this is how we ended up here in the first place. Just stop.

Hey ICE, WV National Guard, SC National Guard, and OH National Guard:
If you’re looking for criminals to deport, you can find a bunch of them at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW. While you’re there, you can stay on Penn Ave going west to find more criminals on First St SE between Independence & Constitutoom

He and his ilk are more than welcome to go up to the moon! Then they can stay there.

GAMBLING?!?!?? In THIS establishment????

But what guarantee do we have that an election will actually take place in 2026? All elected Republicans have shown us is they are willing to roll over and play dead. And why would they act to ensure that they might lose their seat?

Four people have died from it in Louisiana per NBC News. Are we great yet?

Oh and we can include flesh-eating bacteria in Louisiana.

Flooding in Texas.
Wildfires in Alabama.
Wildfires in Montana.
Tornados up and down in the Midwest.
…. Mother Nature might be trying to tell us something.

Mike Johnson, for treason agains the United States
Mitch McConnell, for treason against the United States

Since the administration is deporting the “worst of the worst,” I’d like to nominate the following individuals for immediate deportation:
Donald J. Trump, convicted felon
Pete Hegseth, for leaking confidential military information
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for complicity in the death of thousands

Ken yehi ratzon.

We’re stuck with a delusional sociopathic narcissist because GOD FORBID we have one of the — if not THE — most qualified candidate ever get elected because said candidate happens to be a Black lady.

The American experiment was kinda ok while it lasted, but we’re not making it to 250 years.

It’s press “corps”, you illiterate hack.

I have spent way too much time thinking about this. Am I an American Jew or a Jewish American? The syntax absolutely matters here, more than ever over the last 629 days. I am an American Jew.

i am simply floored to learn this about a guy who held a nazi rally at madison square garden eight months ago

We are yet another group of people the taco uses as long as it makes him look good or as means to an end. He will use us then go right back to calling Nazis “really good people.”

“But Jocelyn, Trump supports the Jews.”
“Trump is good for Israel and American Jews.”

NOT. IN. MY. NAME.

Has the fetid orange claimed credit for the new Pope yet?

Meanwhile, I just want to take a full-size bottle of shampoo on a freakin airplane without having to check my bag.

The old Washington Post.

a young man with curly hair says it 's gonna be may in front of him ALT: a young man with curly hair says it 's gonna be may in front of him

It is time.
I’m a millennial. I was raised for this very purpose.
I was at an *NSYNC concert on my thirteenth birthday.
This is OUR time.
This is the hour.

Thank you, @raskin.house.gov. This dumpster fire of an administration uses any excuse they can find for cruelty. Their actions against universities and individuals are not meant to protect Jewish Americans. This has never been about combating antisemitism.
#notinmyname

Yes, the Senate passed a fix, but our financial stability to meet the basic needs of DC residents, families, and children are in limbo thanks to you. Thanks for throwing us under the bus, @schumer.senate.gov

House returns with no plan to fix DC budget crisis Going into this week, the bill to fix the budget does not appear to be on the House agenda.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov — got a plan to fix this? Your endorsement of the stopgap CR without the DC exception will create lasting damage to this city. It was not a mistake — the administration and GOP intentionally left out the language to protect DC’s budget.
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This is fine. This totally fine. And wow, it was announced the day before Yom HaShoah, Holocaust Remembrance Day. No parallels here at all, nothing to question. This is so very fine.

I finally filed my taxes. Fun fact: DC residents have the highest tax rate per capita than any state, yet we have ZERO voting representation in Congress.

If you’re wondering why I’m so enraged about the House blowing my city to smithereens, this is one of the reasons why