Bobby Bees

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Shrek is older than the DHS and has done much more for America

We seriously need a good primary contender. This person can't be our governor

lmao they really think this guy is going to be president

nice

The Peak devs really busted this wide open

Strange time and environment to have good personal news

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

This was the first thought I had when I saw those lists of facilities being considered. It’s a trolley problem where on one side there is unused industrial space and on the other there are human beings. SOMEONE was gonna try and solve it with a bottle of lighter fluid.

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We’ve now raised over $300,000 for Immigrant Law Center with this charity bundle of video games!

Fun news! We're looking for a narrative designer to join our team. Help us work on Star Wars Jedi! ✨ jobs.ea.com/en_US/career...

Ending this operation is not enough.

We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

BREAKING: The Las Vegas Sphere has gained sentience and been identified as an Angel. It is proceeding towards NERV headquarters and will reach it within the hour

I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you

They literally arrested a guy for having a truck that was pulling a "Fuck ICE" banner and stole the truck

I keep writing angry drafts and deleting them.

Fuck ICE

If you want to learn anything from us here in Minnesota, connect with your neighbors /now/. It's easier to keep people safe if you know who exists around you. Empathy and treating people like people and not like transactions is our greatest strength.

As operation chaotic clown show comes to a close, here are just some of the ways it was a huge success:
-transferring prisoners from federal prison to federal agents, in order to pad the numbers
-lying about state of MN prisons not complying with ice detainers

No one believes it. I guess one small benefit coming out of this is that even normies in MSP know the media is carrying water and doing PR for the Gestapo. Regular taxpayers who used to just go about their lives now know the press is suppressing what's happening on the ground and amplifying lies

The image of one of my neighbors yelling at agents while in his boxers and a t-shirt with no shoes in sub-freezing temps will stick with me for the rest of my life. A true midwesterner

Jhonen Vasquez billed with Tom Cardy absolutely sent me

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

I can't believe they didn't name the new ghost-type Pikachu, Peak-a-boo

My sense of Minnesota today is that there’s less tear gas and the same amount of unlawful detention, destruction of families, loss of livelihood, people in hiding.

There is less tear gas at places like Lake and Lyndale, so it’s not making news.

Don Lemon hires former MN prosecutor Joe Thompson to help fight church protest charges Former U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson, who recently resigned from the U.S. Attorney’s Office of Minnesota following the fatal shooting of Renee Good, has ben hired to represent Don Lemon against charges…

Republicans are fighting fraud so hard that they turned Minnesota's top fraud prosecutor into Don Lemon's defense attorney.
www.fox9.com/news/don-lem...

For those wondering as to the signigance of Bloomington, it is the inner-ring suburb where the Mall of America and all the closest hotels to the airport are.

Donate to Support Saint Paul Families Facing ICE Threats, organized by LM Neal We love Saint Paul. We love it's poetry on random sidewalks, the way every lawn… LM Neal needs your support for Support Saint Paul Families Facing ICE Threats

I've never posted a GoFundMe before (seriously, not once) but I'll personally vouch for this one. It's a little neighborhood group trying to keep seven Minnesotan families from getting evicted tomorrow. If you can help, please help; if you can share, please share. www.gofundme.com/f/support-sa...