rye | suavepeanut

we are 4 films into Sweet Keanuvember and my highest rating so far has been 2 1/2 stars. please god send me a matrix soon.

it’s probably because the rangers suck ass but my interpretation is also funny

they started booing in madison square garden and my first reaction was to check on the mayoral race

generally i don't believe in hell. but for some people? maybe a little.

in case you've ever wondered what pfp is based on

photo of a television screen where filmmaker John Carpenter is standing on a stage throwing up double horns (🤘) behind a man tuning an electric guitar

all month long we’ve been watching through 35 films written and/or directed by John Carpenter (plus some bonus movies) in a project called John Carpentober and tonight is the grand finale: a livestream of his Halloween concert! he’s so cool

my idea is to bring a fog machine and im the fog from The Fog

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

autocorrect wanted me to tell you HAIR BURGER but i fixed it for you hbd

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Tonight we celebrate Hispanic Heritage Night

Created by /walmer, a first-generation U.S. citizen who lives in Cary, this logo set was inspired by Mayan culture and the origin of the word "hurricane."

chili is a subset of stew
stew is a subset of soup
by the transitive property, chili is soup

peaks and valleys

if i keep showing up im sure the greensboro gargoyles will win a game eventually

Please note that Sweet Keanuvember will be followed by
- Palme d'Ecember
- Jackie Chanuary

NO THANKS!

i am complaining a lot about technology today so let me be clear: i am forty years old

shopping for a new dishwasher and looking at reviews when i see a section called "Flaws but not dealbreakers" under which is the bullet point "It is not Wi-Fi–connected." that's a perk not a flaw!! i don't want my dishwasher on the damn wi-fi!!!!!

It's called Pokemon Legends Z-A because if you Z A pokemon you gotta catch that pokemon

yes

hoffman sunglasses from They Live but they reveal to me that AI is not a hammer and Everything is not a nail

when people at work talk about using LLMs it makes me feel insane. you spend how long editing it?? it hallucinates how often??? and i’m the weird one for not wanting to use it????

Enormous alpha Scolipede in Pokémon za looking down at my player character’s outdoor cafe table in the silent imploring way only very big dogs are able to do, staring down silently, being Very Good about simply not leaning down and grabbing it

A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste

what about aunt sandy

look i’ve said this before but it’s not funny on its own that the canes have a goalie named Bussi. it is however extremely funny that they are using Bussi to replace Koochie.

one of the more interesting parts of John Carpentober has been finding out how many TV movie scripts he wrote in the 70s and watching them all

me watching They Live when the CONSUME billboards appear: “Don’t mind if I do!”

you saw it happen

[guy who has seen Rocky IV meets a russian person] getting a lot of Ivan Drago vibes from this…

during my downtime today i started the new pokemon game and then after work i went to see Black Phone 2, then came home and watched They Live, which ended just in time for the Hurricanes game to start. it’s fun to have hobbies.